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Posted : 4 Nov, 2010 08:26 PM

Why come Saved3 is the only one who is able to come up with some holiday why comes?

Why come I have writer's block from writing all my essays and can't even come up with any good for real why comes?

Why come centipedes don't trip over all them shoe laces?

Why come Banquet 88 cent Mexican TV dinners taste better than Taco Bells?

Why come I have a urge to drink Hetch Hetchy water while playing dueling shopping carts in Walmarts with Saved3 and dodging her drippy ice cream cones she stole from Baskin Robbins from a one armed wino in a hoveround?

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Posted : 4 Nov, 2010 09:19 PM

Why come I have no idea what hetchy hetchy water is?



Why come GL Rose & BG are women I'm glad know?



Why come I'm glad edw started this thread?



Why come no one posted on my "Everything Holiday" why come thread?

Too challenging? LOL... Just kidding.



Why come grandma got rund over by a reindeer?



Why come as big as Santa is no one has seen him in person?



Why come I can hear and feel my heart beating in my ear?



Why come I finally get a full weekend off this weekend but now I'm so

sick?



Why come although I know all to well stubbing your toe or breaking your

toe is excruciatingly painful ... I just find it hilarious (even when it happens to me?

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Posted : 5 Nov, 2010 06:16 AM

Why come someone else needs to post here, or Edw and Saved will fill this post up with lovey-dovey stuff??

Why come Saved doesn't know her water comes from the Hetch Hetchy reservoir?

Why come Saved doesn't know Edw uses his r KAN sass accent and changes it to Retch Retchy?

Why come Edw doesn't know we have more Trader Joes and Target stores than Walmarts around here?

Why come I was up half the night because I had a taste of the Trader Joes chocolate frosting I used on my cake? (I only licked the fork -- really!) That stuff is really chocolaty!

Why come I am loving this warm weather we are having?

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Posted : 5 Nov, 2010 08:13 AM

Why come I have never heard of Trader Joes?

Why come you'll let Jerry Brown back in when even Linda Rondstat wouldn't?

Why come my county voted to go wet?

Why come I'm hungry for chocolate cake?

Why come there was a bear in my dumpster this morning at 5:00?

Why come I better get off here since I have do much to do this weekend?

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Posted : 5 Nov, 2010 12:15 PM

Why come I have just one week of classes left for this semester?:yay:



Why come I have so much to do this weekend for next weekend?



Why come I'm running out of why comes already?

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Posted : 5 Nov, 2010 12:34 PM

Why come I'm so so stinkin happy for you Kaynine that you have one week left

of your school semester?



Why come I wish edw had one week left of his school semester? Mmmwah!



Why come GL cracks me up? (those were great why comes!)



Why come mean people don't like other mean people?



Why come cake batter is sooooo pickin good?



Why come I don't have much get up and go to clean my apartment as it seems

it has already got up and left?



Why come I'm sooooo stinkin hungry but I have no umph to get up to make

something?



Why come there seems to be a bazillion TV channels but there's nothing good on?



Why come yummy stuff to eat always seems to be fattening or un-nutritious?

(Did I just invent a new word -- Un-nutritious?) lol

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Posted : 5 Nov, 2010 12:40 PM

Why come I'm so so stinkin happy for you Kaynine that you have one week left

of your school semester?



Why come I wish edw had one week left of his school semester? Mmmwah!



Why come GL cracks me up? (those were great why comes!)



Why come mean people don't like other mean people?



Why come cake batter is sooooo pickin good?



Why come I don't have much get up and go to clean my apartment as it seems

it has already got up and left?



Why come I'm sooooo stinkin hungry but I have no umph to get up to make

something?



Why come there seems to be a bazillion TV channels but there's nothing good on?



Why come yummy stuff to eat always seems to be fattening or un-nutritious?

(Did I just invent a new word -- Un-nutritious?) lol

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Posted : 5 Nov, 2010 05:01 PM

Whycome Ed be starten a For Real Whycome thread ?

Whycome where the other Whycome's Fake ?

Whycome when Ed gets to Cali he gona be in Culture shock ?

Whycome I jus know that when Ed be here Saved is gona push Ed round Trader Joes in a Cart afor high talin it over to WallyWorld ?

Whycome its Friday an Ima so glad its the beginnin of the Weekend ? Yippy !!!!

Whycome I gota be goin now to Church ?

Whycome Friday Nights are full of Fellowship were I be goin ?

Whycome ? Cuz GOD rocks !!!...

Whycome I wana say...Yall hava a Blessed Weekend ?

Whycome ?...cuz I love Yall...xo

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Posted : 5 Nov, 2010 07:52 PM

Why come Edw never heard of Trader Joes?

Why come Saved will have to take him there and get some of those special products that only TJs has? (can't ride in the cart, though, Edw)

Why come I had such a busy day I want to go to bed right now?

Why come I like blogging?

Why come I am so thankful for my job?

Why come God is so good to a poor miserable retched sinner like myself?

Why come one cat is goofy and the other has kidney problems again? (probably because one is 5 and the other is 19)

Why come Saved keeps posting on the "Ask a Guy" thread. Why come she has no questions for the Gals? :laugh:

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Posted : 6 Nov, 2010 01:45 PM

Why come I would laugh at you women if you spilled your pumpkin pies all over the floor?:ROFL:

Why come I would throw snowballs at you ladies?

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Posted : 6 Nov, 2010 11:43 PM

Why come I finally finished my 12 page research paper and it's so boring I didn't even want to proof read it?

Why come Saved keeps trying to push my why comes to the next page? (just kidding!):nahnah:

Why come Saved picked her weekend off to get so sick?

Why come her roadtrip post reminded of the time I lost my mind and punched my father in the arm when he was driving and said "Popeye" so he gave me one?

Why come I forgot to put the filter in my coffee pot yesterday morning before I put in my coffee and wasted it?

Why come I forgot coffee was a diuretic Thursday morning and drank half a pot before class?

Why come Cambell's chunky pot roast soup doesn't taste like any pot roast I've ever had?

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