Author	Thread: Chuck Norris
Admin	Chuck Norris Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 05:13 PM Due to semi-popular request, here is the Chuck Norris thread! I'll start: Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in three moves. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 05:22 PM Can we also do "I'm so manly..." jokes? As in I'm so manly I like shaving with dull razors against the grain using rubbing alcohol as aftershave!!! (!!! not required but encouraged). Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go outside and find some telephone poles to punch!!! Also Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 05:41 PM Well, I have questions. Why come Chuck Norris always has 700 soldiers(MIA movies) shooting at only him & never gets shot? Why come Chuck Norris went from a kung fu master to a cowboy? How he do dat? Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 08:20 PM This ain't the why comes BG!:glow: Oil and water doesn't mix unless Chuck Norris tells them to. Chuck Norris eats rice paper and spits out origami Chuck Norris stares at the sun until IT blinks Eskimos have 100 words for snow but only two for fear: you guessed it, Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is the only one allowed to "dislike" on Facebook Waldo is hiding from Chuck Norris There use to be a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change it because nobody wanted to cross it Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 09:06 PM Dang, okay. I'll mosee on back to the why comes and leave you all to your manly thread.. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 10:56 PM :ROFL: at Edw & BG:ROFL: too craazzzeee! Chuck Norris is the only one man action hero who can blow up a whole Vietcong military camp, then fight off the 200 foot-soldiers who come after him, never gets hurt, and then US military comes in at the last minute AFTER the fact, just in time to rescue him from five Vietcongs who were hidding in the brush and escape the blast. Chuck Norris/Walker Ranger is the only one who can get short in the chest, and continue to fight off five burly men, and win, and we see him at the end in the hospital with his girlfriend the DA. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 3 Oct, 2010 05:19 AM When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 3 Oct, 2010 09:43 AM When Superman goes to sleep at night he wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 3 Oct, 2010 09:49 AM :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 3 Oct, 2010 10:23 AM There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist. Post Reply
Jaywar View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 3 Oct, 2010 12:14 PM Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, that assumes the possibility for failure. Chuck Norris goes Killing. When the series Law & Order debuted, it was almost canceled immediately due to trademark infringement. "Law" and "Order" are the trademark names for Chuck Norris' left and right legs respectively. Post Reply

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