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Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777...
Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 09:09 PM

Why come it seems life smells and feels sweeter each day I'm alive?



Why come Super Walmarts have everything like ... Gun Emporiums,

Produce, Auto Servicing, but no freakin farm animals for sale?



Why come the one time I ignore my OCD tendencies and don't check my

pocket five million freakin times to make sure I have my drivers license, when

Asked by a police officer to see it I left it on the coffee table at home?



Why come I have such a wonderful love for you guys on CDFF? (You are all

precious gifts from heaven!)

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Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 09:17 PM

OK,



Why come I feel so blessed?



Why come I still wonder if Saved likes to run around Walmarts backwards on her bicycle running over people's feet, slinging melted ice cream, dodging bird poop and rummies and flicking boogers?

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Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 09:34 PM

Why come I love this man edw soooooo much? (thank you Jesus!)



Why come edw comes up with saved3 running around walmart when

really he is to busy dancing around the isles in walmart to the cheesey

elevator music to see me?



Why come the ladies wine bottle club with all the different color bottles end

yet I still attend the meetings to record the minutes and I'm FREAKIN THE ONLY

ATTENDEE?



Why come Mickey, Goofy, Minney, and Donald only have 2 fingers and a Freakin thumb?

(and Donald is a flipin duck)

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Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 09:49 PM

Why come my kids think ive never been a kid, and dont know what they are up too



Why come McDonalds dont serve hot dogs



Why come Ford wont bring back the Bronco



Why come old people drive slow (o sorry I meant Chronologically advanced :p)



Why come if liberals are so tolerant they wont tolerate my views



Why come Pixy reminds me of Max Headroom



Why come they havent remade Robocop

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Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 10:15 PM

Why come folks like to stare at me just 'cause I like to ride my shopping cart on the way to my car at Walmart? (or dance in the aisle when a groovy song happens to come on?):dancingp:



Why come I said "groovy" instead of rockin'?:rocknroll:



Hey Rabbit, if Mcdonalds did serve hotdogs, why come I bet they wouldn't supersize them?



Why come the people sitting in the car beside me at a red light picking their nose don't know they're NOT invisible?



Why come Pixy is sticking out her tounge?:nahnah:



Why come I think Saved3 is gonna have more then a few embarrassing moments in Walmarts in the future?

(Or in Costco, or Safeway, or Target...):excited:



Why come I bet she won't let me go shopping with her?



Why come when I move to Cali, I'LL be the banjopicker and folks will be making fun of ME?

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Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 10:45 PM

Why come edw has really no idea what he's in for as I'll be racing him

to the car on the downward slope in any parking lot while riding the shopping

Carts?



Why come no one can tell me if people can hear that freakin annoying whistle

you know we all get in our nose that no matter what you can't get rid of it?



Why come they say 6 of one or half dozen of the other when all that needs to be

said is... Its the same FREAKIN THING?!



Why come toes and feet are so flippin gross?



Why come thumbs looks like your big toe?



Why come mosquitoes buzz and annoy the crapola out of you only when its

nice and dark and ready to fall asleep? But are silent as soon as you turn on the

freakin light?

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Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 11:47 PM

Why come Edw & Saved are so far away I can't be the flowergirl?

Why come they be playin Walmart?

Why come if McDonald's had a hot dog, i'm sure it would come with special sauce and clown shaped potatoes?

Why come I'm serious and silly at the same time?

Why come the guy i've been talkin to and I have decided to just be friends?

Why come my heart is a little broken?

Why come decoys be lookin like the "real thing" for real?

Why come I appreciate my singleness more & more when I escape traps the devil has laid for me?

Why come I am REALLY going to appreciate the "Real McCoy" when God causes him to find me?

Why come I'm up at 2:30 in the morning writing why comes?

Why come i've never cared about makes and models of cars before but now really really want a Dodge Charger?

Why come good nite!!!

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Posted : 31 Aug, 2010 01:47 AM

Why come babygirl is so wonderfully and fearfully made by

our precious Jesus and is so awesome?



Why come what "we" think "we need & want" is not what God

knows we need and if only we choose to grab the hand

God is stretching out to us we'd be blissfully happy?



Why come I personally know babygirls pain with in her heart all

to well and I'll pray for you?



Why come "poop" spelled backwards is still "poop?"



Why come the ice disappears if kept frozen to long in the freezer?



Why come chewing gum looses its flavor on the bed post over night,

but not if wrapped back up in its wrapper?



Why come moms home made cooking tastes so delightful but when my time

to cook it tastes nothing like my moms?

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Posted : 31 Aug, 2010 08:17 PM

Why come I traded my 71 Charger for and 86 Chevy P/U



Why come Im as sharp as a bowling ball



Why Come when I set things down in the house it swallows it up.

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Posted : 31 Aug, 2010 11:16 PM

Why come I stuck out my tongue because I likes to be silly?



Why come my first car I ever had was a 1987 Dodge Charger?



Why come my Dad had a 1984 Chevy Tahoe (that he sold to my friend 2 years ago) that has never had 1 single problem and has only ever been in the shop for routine maintenance stuff?



Why come the Honda Civic I bought new a few years ago has had numerous problems over the years... including the brakes failing w/in a few days driving it off the lot??



Why come my music taste has changed so much over the years?



Why come I am so amazed at the Lord's love tonight, in the midst of a really bad week? Why come I don't know how anyone gets through this life w/out Him?

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Posted : 31 Aug, 2010 11:18 PM

P.S. Why come I am praying super hard for babygirl's broken heart? Why come I wish I could fix it but am so glad that we serve a God who can?

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