Author	Thread: Guys, just a little heads up.
Admin	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 21 May, 2011 09:19 AM 9 Words women use and what they mean. (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, Blank you. (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Post Reply
nepb47 View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 21 May, 2011 09:31 AM Finally, a man that understands!! :ROFL: NB Post Reply
View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 21 May, 2011 10:02 AM These 9 words from my perspective: 1) Fine ~ Good looking Woman, Car Motorcycle or Horse. 2) Five Minutes ~ Just give me alittle more time; I know I can do this! 3) Nothing ~ Means exactly what it means; nothing. 4) Go Ahead ~ I give up, I am tried of being nagged and argued with. 5) Loud Sigh ~ It's time for a nap. 6) That's Okay ~ No really; it is Okay, I have no hidden agenda. 7) Thanks ~ Heartfelt appreciation verbalized. 8) Whatever ~ Not in the vocabulary of 'straight' men. 9) Don't Worry About It ~ Means; 'I have this handled'. When said to a Woman it is a chance to show our manhood, chivalry and actively engage in our roles as a leader....(this often backfires much to a Womans delight!) Post Reply
View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 21 May, 2011 11:37 AM Number 9 may also be accompanied by the loud sigh. Post Reply
View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 21 May, 2011 03:02 PM Darnit, two! Doncha know that they'll be inventing a whole new set of rules now!?:rolleyes::laugh: Post Reply
View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 21 May, 2011 03:03 PM *sorry, meant to be directed at the OP, victory! Post Reply
View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 21 May, 2011 03:59 PM DK, of course we will. We just won't tell you when we've implemented it. Post Reply
Miss_Wendy View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 22 May, 2011 12:56 AM Haha. Finally. You understand! I firmly believe that EVERY man should have a copy of this posted on his bathroom mirror to go by. lol! Post Reply
riveroflife1 View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 22 May, 2011 07:39 PM out of all of those, I am guilty of the "whatever" but it kinda means: I'm frustrated and dont want to argue. Post Reply
hubbarddebra99 View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 23 May, 2011 12:49 PM Never, EVER say "fine" about a woman's cooking, at least not mine!!! I love to cook, and to me "fine" means "a polite way to say this is the WORST slop I've EVER ate!" Sounds silly, but I've fought with guys about it! Post Reply
View Profile History	Guys, just a little heads up. Posted : 24 May, 2011 02:57 PM TOTALLY TRUE!!! :peace: :ROFL: Post Reply

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