Author	Thread: Lighten Up! Just Sayin~
Admin	Lighten Up! Just Sayin~ Posted : 19 Jan, 2011 10:22 PM I thought y'all might enjoy these here hillbilly medical terms for a lighten up time. :ROFL: Disclaimer: No offense intended to any hillbillys cause I is one sometimes goin barefoot an all. :rocknroll: Benign=What you do after you be eight. Bacteria=Back door to cafeteria. Barium=What you do with dead folks. Cauterize=Made eye contact with her. Colic=A sheep dog. Coma=A punctuation mark. Fester=Quicker than someone else. Fibula=A small lie. Hangnail=What you hang your coat on. Impotent=Distinguished and very well known. Morbid= A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates=Cheaper than day rates. Medical Staff=A doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake. Node=I knew it. Outpatient=Person who has fainted. Pap Smear=Fatherhood test. Pelvis=Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative=A letter carrier. Recovery Room=Place to do upholstery. Ceasarean Section=A place in Rome. Seizure=Roman Emperor who lived in the ceasarean section. Secretion=Hiding something. Enema=Not a friend. Terminal Illness=Getting sick at the train station. Tumor=More than one. Urine=Opposite of mine. Varicose=Near by. Hospital=The biggest building in town, other than Joe's Feed Warehouse or Frank's Lumber Mill. Dilate= To live longer than your kids do. Post Reply
View Profile History	Lighten Up! Just Sayin~ Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 11:02 AM Regular fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." Redneck fairy tales begin with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this..." Post Reply
View Profile History	Lighten Up! Just Sayin~ Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 08:33 PM Yeah? :laugh: Try me.... I've got a funny true story from the local newspaper last week. You ain't gonna believe this.... "Woman slaps men with a fish because she was angry that they parked their fish shanty too close to hers!" So she asked the guys to turn their head while she urinated and they did.....she then walks up to them both and slaps them up good with a cold fish! I sure hope that poor thing was dead! Anyway, charges were not pressed on the fish-slapping woman. :rolleyes: Post Reply
View Profile History	Lighten Up! Just Sayin~ Posted : 27 Jan, 2011 11:53 AM Good thang it weren't a sword fish!:ROFL Maybe she was more of a hammerhead, but guess she did it just for the halibut! :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	Lighten Up! Just Sayin~ Posted : 27 Jan, 2011 12:30 PM Ha ha! You need to post that one in the "fish story" thread. :laugh: Post Reply
View Profile History	Lighten Up! Just Sayin~ Posted : 30 Jan, 2011 03:40 PM Now this IS an lol thread! Post Reply

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