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Install Love
Posted : 15 Jan, 2011 05:06 AM
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install Love. Can
you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready
to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready. What do I do
first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your
Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it okay
to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-
Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually
erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory but it will
no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low
Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However, you
have to completely turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent
Love from being properly installed. Can you turn
those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start
menu and invoke Forgiveness.
Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
and Resentment have been
completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order
to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "Error - Program
not run on external components ." What should I
do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run
on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on
your Heart. In non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself
before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then
click on the following files:
Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching
faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with
new files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others
and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
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