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Admin	Bin report Posted : 1 Feb, 2010 09:03 PM I got this in an email from a friend on this site and thought to share it... WARNING BEWARE OF TERRORIST GROUPS IN CHURCH. Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy. However, there have been reports of a sixth group.. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT! (However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.) Post Reply
vkjewell View Profile History	Bin report Posted : 1 Feb, 2010 09:25 PM Too cute not to share with my local brothers and sisters on e-mail. Thanks!:laugh: Post Reply
GraceMae View Profile History	Bin report Posted : 1 Feb, 2010 10:53 PM jjarrr.... GOOD one!! Thanks for sharing this! ~ GraceMae Post Reply
View Profile History	Bin report Posted : 2 Feb, 2010 05:05 AM Great reverse psychological humour :laugh: broth:applause: Post Reply
View Profile History	Bin report Posted : 2 Feb, 2010 07:21 AM dear tender, welcome to the forums. ole cattle Post Reply
View Profile History	Bin report Posted : 2 Feb, 2010 07:22 AM dear jarr, thats pretty good bro.. hehe ole cattle Post Reply
View Profile History	Bin report Posted : 2 Feb, 2010 08:49 AM JJ - Oh my...I hope ya dont mind...I hada copy it to put in the Tith bucket at Church...my Pastor loves humor as this to read before Bible study...luv ya all...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	Bin report Posted : 4 Feb, 2010 06:56 PM This is one I haven't heard before. Thanks for sharing! Post Reply