Author	Thread: My top 10 break up lines
Admin	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 1 Apr, 2011 04:45 PM Here`s my top 10 break up lines. #10) You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either." #9) Of course there's no-one else. Oh, gotta go, that's my ride... "Wait up, baby!" #8) My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture #7) I'd rather date your sister #6) Hum, sing, or whistle "50 ways to lose your lover" constantly #5) My other personalities dont like you #4) My wife says I can't see ya anymore #3) You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm. www.getlostfreak.com #2) I'm joining the priesthood And the #1 break up line: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU Do you have any favourities or real liferes? Post Reply
View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 2 Apr, 2011 06:44 AM Since this is utterly ridiculous I'll add my two cents (or my one cent). You haven't been on time for work, and you lost your job! Post Reply
View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 3 Apr, 2011 12:11 AM "Have you ever thought that you might be gay? How do you really know if your straight or not? I mean, I've never really been sure which I am. Sometimes, I really wonder if I'm a lesbian." This will prompt the guy to distance himself, and no actual breakup is necessary, then. Sure, it's a bit passive, but passive is better with some guys. Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 3 Apr, 2011 08:43 PM "I'm not sayin' it's you, but I know for a fact it's not me..." Post Reply
View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 4 Apr, 2011 09:51 AM I�ve heard that getting a tattoo of your previous significant other can help end a current relationship. Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 5 Apr, 2011 12:09 AM Why stop at your ex's name? Go for "single and ready to mingle" across the small of your back! Post Reply
View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 5 Apr, 2011 10:58 PM Hmmm? How about... "I just found my teddy bear, and this town ain't big enough for the both of you." Post Reply
Samsonoxide View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 5 Apr, 2011 11:00 PM "i got herpes" always is a winner lol Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 6 Apr, 2011 09:21 AM I tried, "I'm pregnant, and the baby isn't yours," before, but for some reason that didn't work... Post Reply
View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 7 Apr, 2011 10:17 AM Or you can tell a cougarnip that you�re his great aunt. Post Reply
DanielleJoy1228 View Profile History	My top 10 break up lines Posted : 8 Apr, 2011 09:48 AM (for guys) Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement. You deserve someone so much better than me, and I've found her. Let me introduce you. I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't. Being with you is like babysitting. Post Reply