Author	Thread: NO NURSING HOME FOR ME!
Admin	NO NURSING HOME FOR ME! Posted : 16 Sep, 2007 01:22 PM :dancingp: There will be no nursing home in our future. We are going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200.00 per day each. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135.00 per day each. That leaves $62.00 a day for: 1. Gratuities at $10.00 per day. 2. We will have as many as 10 meals a day if we can waddle to the restaurant, or we can have room service (breakfast in bed every day of the week). 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, shows every night. 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and all the free soap and shampoo. 5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5.00 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. 6. We will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days. 7. TV broken? Light Bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience. 8. Clean sheets and towels every day and you don't even have to ask for them. 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare, if you fall and break a hip on a Princess Ship they will up grade you to a suite for the rest of your life (can't beat that). Now hold on for the best, 10. Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or you name where you want to go and Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for us in a nursing home. p.s. If you die they just dump you over the side, at no charge. :yay: Post Reply
hedgedweller View Profile History	NO NURSING HOME FOR ME! Posted : 12 Jun, 2008 05:32 AM Way to funny, does your insurance cover it like the nursing home? ,,He he, ha ha,,:peace: o u t and over the rail! Happy sailing Post Reply
tobelikehim View Profile History	NO NURSING HOME FOR ME! Posted : 20 Oct, 2008 11:37 AM This one caught my eye I guess because I work in a nursing home! LOL that is funny...... Post Reply