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Linnie41 View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 26 Jun, 2009 06:23 PM THE PERFECT HUSBAND...... Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . . . the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand because it's really what you want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 26 Jun, 2009 07:49 PM lol Post Reply
slj3_1 View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 26 Jun, 2009 08:45 PM :ROFL: Post Reply
Shunammite View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 27 Jun, 2009 02:58 PM LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Post Reply
desipe View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 27 Jun, 2009 11:53 PM :rocknroll: Post Reply
angel_in_mn View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 11:35 AM Nice! :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 01:04 PM LOL!!!! Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 05:45 PM Linnie you are a warped girl, but funny as all get out :) Janet Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 05:56 PM Haah!:ROFL: That made my day! Post Reply
ian777 View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 29 Jun, 2009 09:32 PM :ROFL: Priceless. Where do you get these? I sent your elephant killing mokele mbembe story to a bunch of friends. at least a few of them were shocked and saddened - they didn't get it. One wrote back "What are you doing sending out such sad stories? Have you gone daft?" I wrote him back, said "It was a joke Joe, just a joke. Mokele Mbembe isn't a real person, there is no elephant, it was just a joke." He wrote back saying "Oh. Okay, but don't be telling stories like that around the girls." I wrote back "I got it from a girl!!!" Ian Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 1 Jul, 2009 08:13 AM :ROFL: LOL Post Reply

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