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Holier Than Thou
Posted : 25 Sep, 2007 03:59 PM

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At our seminary one of the students called Samuel, who had a Pentecostal background, loved to get up at three a.m. to practice Psalm 5:3 "My voice shalt thou hear in the morning, O LORD; in the morning will I direct my prayer unto thee, and will look up."



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And as a good Pentecostal, he prayed out loud, so no one of us not-so-faithful ones could get asleep.



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Once some of the guys laid a twelve inches PVC pipe over the ceiling, until it reached Samuel's bedroom. Right when he started praying, the guy said through the pipe causing an echo: "Samuel, Samuel .".



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Samuel felt on his knees and in a triumphant voice shouted: "Speak; for thy servant heareth". And their came the reply "Samuel, Go, lie down, and let my other servants get some sleep".



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Holier Than Thou
Posted : 20 Oct, 2007 04:53 PM

That is funny! Thanks for sharing. :angel:

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Posted : 25 Nov, 2007 11:51 AM

ROFL! That is great- did he buy it after the statement, or did he realize he'd been had?



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Posted : 30 Apr, 2008 07:15 AM

LOL Nuh-uh. that did not happen!







Did it?:glow:

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Posted : 8 Jul, 2008 07:48 PM

Hey..God has a sense of humor...LOL....J.

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Posted : 28 Apr, 2020 07:33 AM

That's funny...:-)

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Posted : 17 Dec, 2020 08:35 AM

He certainly does...:-)

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