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Linnie41 View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 26 Jun, 2009 06:23 PM THE PERFECT HUSBAND...... Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . . . the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand because it's really what you want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Post Reply
Linnie41 View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 2 Jul, 2009 03:25 PM Ian, I laughed for a good 2 hours solid at that elephant joke. I must have a strange sense of humor! Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 9 Jul, 2009 10:15 AM I needed a good laugh :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 9 Jul, 2009 01:19 PM dear rose, welcome to the forums.. ole cattle Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 9 Jul, 2009 08:20 PM thank you Cattleman Post Reply
View Profile History	The Perfect Husband Posted : 15 Jul, 2009 07:44 PM LOL.. now that was funny Post Reply

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