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Joke thread?
Posted : 4 Nov, 2010 12:48 PM

Even if they are lame jokes??







Or is there a joke thread already?? :winksmile:

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Posted : 6 Nov, 2010 02:03 PM

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?



A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

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Posted : 6 Nov, 2010 02:05 PM

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. ~Franklin P. Jones

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Posted : 6 Nov, 2010 02:09 PM

Seeing her two sons fighting over the last piece of pizza the mother said, "You boys should be acting more like Jesus, if He were here He would give His brother the last piece"



The older brother looked at his younger sibling and said, "Marty, you be Jesus"

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Posted : 20 Nov, 2010 09:19 PM

how is the letter K like a pigs tail?

they are both the end of pork!

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why is the gingerbread man perfect?

cuz u can bite his head off and he won't run away, and even if he tried u just eat his legs....

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Posted : 22 Nov, 2010 05:59 PM

I am thinking of starting a new business:



For people who like peace and quiet: A phoneless cord.

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Posted : 22 Nov, 2010 06:04 PM

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

:yay:

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Posted : 22 Nov, 2010 06:05 PM

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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Posted : 22 Nov, 2010 06:07 PM

When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry.

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Posted : 22 Nov, 2010 06:08 PM

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

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Posted : 22 Nov, 2010 06:16 PM

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...:waving::nahnah:

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