Author	Thread: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
Admin	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 27 Jun, 2008 08:48 PM The day finally arrives. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers" Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter T? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow." The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve." Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?" Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... " "Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"? "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy." "Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?" "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run." :goofball: Post Reply
View Profile History	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 27 Jun, 2008 10:24 PM What can I say...It's all about perception! This was great! Post Reply
View Profile History	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 28 Jun, 2008 03:04 AM I pray you enjoyed that, starwberri...do you need more coffee in that cup? My eyes are never opened that much in the morning. GOD bless. :goofball: Post Reply
SusieQ8 View Profile History	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 28 Jun, 2008 08:03 AM LOVED it! Actually made me lol :ROFL: !!! One of my favorite movies. SO, do you have one for Steve Martin in "The JerK" Have you ever heard of it? BTW< haven't seen it since the eighties, so, if it was too bad. please forgive :angel: Susan Post Reply
View Profile History	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 28 Jun, 2008 08:55 AM Oh no, SUSAN, I really liked Steve Martin...more so when he was on SNL than his movies but I still feel he is better than that guy who played LIAR LIAR...uhhh, I can't think of his name. I just can't get into his comedy. I know, I know, everyone else can. It must be me. Thank you for your kind words on the post. I'm glad you enjoyed it. GOD bless. Oh, great photo of you and your daugther. She looks alot like mom. GOD bless. T:goofball:mie Post Reply
View Profile History	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 29 Jun, 2008 01:11 PM I have to start my day out running so I hit the pumps early!!! Hopefully coffee will stay at an all time low! strawberi Post Reply
View Profile History	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 24 Jul, 2008 10:03 AM Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven how cleaver I had to see what The Fuss was all about I am so glad I ckeck it out...Andy For And He Walks With Me And Talks With Me And Tells Me I am His Own... P.S I wonder what Eles Forrest would say about Heaven??? I am sure Forrest Gump would think or thunk of something LOL... ~Blessings~ ~Lynda~ Post Reply
View Profile History	Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Posted : 24 Jul, 2008 10:08 AM This is very funny!!!:ROFL: Does anybody have anymore funny stories to share!!! ~blessings~ ~Lynda~ Post Reply