The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash. He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart; all of his commands are user-friendly. His directory guides me to the right choices for his name's sake. Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for he is my backup. His password protects me. He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies, the hackers. His help is only a keystroke away. Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life and my file will be merged with his and saved forever. Amen.