Tech Support (Well, sorta)

Posted : 16 Oct, 2009 11:19 PM

Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in

the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed

undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes

the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband1.0 is an Operating System.



Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML' and try

to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to

default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly

Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,

Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and

cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support



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The same could be said for a gf . . .



Janet

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