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victorious52 View Profile History	clean christian jokes Posted : 5 Jul, 2012 07:47 AM is there already here? Post Reply
victorious52 View Profile History	clean christian jokes Posted : 22 Jul, 2012 02:55 PM some improvisational stuff by me and my 3 kids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FI5zkK6oo&list=UUs1O8IY-RKAVvbID06DC3Eg&index=1&feature=plcp Post Reply
victorious52 View Profile History	clean christian jokes Posted : 10 Aug, 2012 10:16 PM our friday date by me you winked at me i thought we had a connection you even said we should meet now i feel rejection your profile was nice your picture very clear i gave you my number so your voice i could hear you said friday was good and you was available but friday came and went our meeting was unattainable i bet something better came up maybe that guy on your profile he seems a little younger and has has some style but i'm not a loser you will someday see and one day you'll be amazed what God did to me i hope God sends you what you really need and i hope and pray one heart for me to seed i'm not a gold coin to be accepted everyplace and i have many laugh line on my big fat face but how did those lines get there was it all my joking or did my singing abound or was it in my bunny suit hopping all around i know i won't be here long ok maybe you'll call hello you'll say or maybe some other girl will be blessed when some interest she will expressed if your friday date went bad don't call me up i set aside that day for us to meet and have a cup my time is precious, i can't make anymore or maybe i'll stand you up waiting at the door you said you would call me and i was waiting too tricky phones all those numbers and then send too i hope you do call me up and we get to go out when you see how nice and funny i am to your friends you'll shout then one day when you least expect it , it will all be in balance that day and i will go and meet someone better than you then what will you say ;) Post Reply
victorious52 View Profile History	clean christian jokes Posted : 10 Aug, 2012 10:19 PM our friday date by me you winked at me i thought we had a connection you even said we should meet now i feel rejection your profile was nice your picture very clear i gave you my number so your voice i could hear you said friday was good and you was available but friday came and went our meeting was unattainable i bet something better came up maybe that guy on your profile he seems a little younger and has has some style but i'm not a loser you will someday see and one day you'll be amazed what God did to me i hope God sends you what you really need and i hope and pray one heart for me to seed i'm not a gold coin to be accepted everyplace and i have many laugh line on my big fat face but how did those lines get there was it all my joking or did my singing abound or was it in my bunny suit hopping all around i know i won't be here long ok maybe you'll call hello you'll say or maybe some other girl will be blessed when some interest she will expressed if your friday date went bad don't call me up i set aside that day for us to meet and have a cup my time is precious, i can't make anymore or maybe i'll stand you up waiting at the door you said you would call me and i was waiting too tricky phones all those numbers and then send too i hope you do call me up and we get to go out when you see how nice and funny i am to your friends you'll shout then one day when you least expect it , it will all be in balance that day and i will go and meet someone better than you then what will you say ;) Post Reply
annaliezel View Profile History	clean christian jokes Posted : 24 Aug, 2012 05:42 AM THE CHRISTIAN BEAR there was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead. he was on out on the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear.He dropped his gun by accident but didn't bother to pick up. he ran for his life.weaving in and out the trees with the bear on the trail.Curving around the tree he triped over its root. he looked up and and the bear looked down.the bear was about to strike him.he put his hands together and prayed' "dear lord ,please let this bear to be a christian." the bear sat down on its burn and held the man hands and closed his eyes and said "dear lord,thank you for the food that i about to recieve" LOL Post Reply
Apostelle View Profile History	clean christian jokes Posted : 24 Aug, 2012 07:11 AM A newly ordained minister had just arrived in Chapel Hill, NC after travelling three days from Houston, Tx. After arriving at his new church he noticed a note on his desk. It said: Revernd Farner, Old man Burgess died two days ago. His funeral is at 9:OOam this morning. He is being buried in his family's plot. It is on Baker Street. Please come as soon as you can. Deacon Bains The minister looked at his watch and saw that it was already 9:10am. He ran to his car, jumped in, and sped across town. Being new to town, he had to stop and ask for directions to Baker Street. At 9:45 he arrived. The minister noticed four men standing over a large hole far off to the side in a large grassless area. He ran to up to them, took out his Bible, and performed a quick service. The four men took off their caps and stood silently. The minister stated after the service that it was a shame that more people werent there. He shook the hands of the men there and thanked them for comming. As he walked away, he heard one of them men say... "Thats the first time Ive even seen a minister conduct a service for a septic tank". Post Reply

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