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butterfly2546

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Just wanted to say hi
Posted : 28 Jan, 2010 09:49 AM

Well I just wanted to say Hello, I am 32, I have been goin to chruch off and on since I was little, I didnt grow up in a family that went to church, but as I became an adult that was a path I chose for my self. I am a very caring and polite person, (thats one thing my parents tought me, is to be polite to people), My friends say I care and do for others more then I do for my self. I always try to cheer someone up, when they are down or having a bad day. I dont mind people giving me advice, actually it helps me learn about myself and give me more view points on the lord. So If you would like to chat or just say Hi, your more then welcome.

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Posted : 28 Jan, 2010 05:16 PM

dear butter, welcome to the forums..

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Posted : 29 Jan, 2010 11:47 AM

Thank You

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Posted : 29 Jan, 2010 12:53 PM

Hi there butterfly, welcome aboard

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Posted : 5 Feb, 2010 08:31 PM

Couldn't find a better place to post this and just had to share:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:



They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:





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The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice .

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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