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Admin	My 2nd "attempt-only" at humour. Posted : 3 May, 2020 07:34 AM Dating interview: What do you look for in a woman? A pulse. Are you vain at all? No, check out that mirror, "hey gorgeous, yeah you, " you're so beautiful!" Wink, wink... What is your description of a perfect date? Fresh, brown, does not expire for at least two weeks, (grocery store dates). Favorite line to use when you like a woman? "Hey, come here often?" Said at funeral homes, mostly, while they're grieving. How would you describe yourself to your potential date? Tall, extremely handsome, disgustingly rich: When I sneeze the banks catch a cold. When I walk, hundred dollar bills flutter to the ground, loose change. Are you humble? Yes, I"m the best of the best, but I'll give you a chance. I"m nice like that! Are you generous? Of course, I treat myself generously all day! Are you in denial about how important you really are? Denial? That is a river in Egypt, isn't it? Are you not evading the question? No, I just evade taxes! Okay, this interview is ended. You will never have a date! We recommend you trust in Jesus Christ! Good answer! Post Reply
T0TH3M4X View Profile History	My 2nd "attempt-only" at humour. Posted : 3 May, 2020 10:47 AM Try again. Third time is the charm . (That was my own humor) Post Reply
View Profile History	My 2nd "attempt-only" at humour. Posted : 3 May, 2020 06:00 PM Bud-a-boom-tish! Post Reply
Catholic_female View Profile History	My 2nd "attempt-only" at humour. Posted : 30 May, 2020 10:47 AM 😂😂😂 very funny Post Reply