Author	Thread: Can We Please Lighten Up?
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 07:32 AM Alright ppl.... Don't bite my head off. Just havin fun. I want to lighten things up a tad with a question. How did Eve die? I know the Bible doesn't say, but just for fun...what do you think happened to the ol' gal?:glow: Post Reply
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 07:34 AM Oops, I forgot to add my response...lol Um... Eve died by choking on a pomegranate. I know y'all will have better answers, I just wanted to start this thing off!:winksmile: Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 11:39 AM Old age? Now a question of my own - if they hadn't sinned in the garden, would Adam and Eve have aged and to what point? Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 12:13 PM @ dkj, I don't think they would have aged at all. Sin brought death! They would have lived eternally, right? Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 12:25 PM Genesis 5:1~" This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2~ Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 3~ And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: 4~ And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: 5~ And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died. *** There is no account recorded of Eve's death...but since She was the Mother of All Created with Adam & All the Kidlets born...She probably Passed Away from Bearing All them & thier Childish Antics...Good thing Alcohol wasnt around back then cuz they probably would have drove her to drink...:toomuch:...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 12:27 PM Do you know what happens to a woman's bre-asts as they get older and have 2 or 3 kids? Back then they lived to around 900 years and let's say she had a kid every 2 -4 years, that would be approximately 200 -300 kids. Well since bras weren't invented yet, I think she must of tripped on her boo-b and hit her head on a rock. Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 12:32 PM :ROFL:...leave it to 2Spar to bring in the Chuckels...:laugh:...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 12:36 PM The last thing she said before hitting the ground was "a dam". Cause she blamed him for all the kids. Now you know the ancient hebrew root meaning of the phrase '0h, dam'. Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 02:21 PM I was thinking it was probably a snake bite. You know, a conversation with the snake about why he had to crawl around on his belly now that got a little heated and in a moment of rage the snake just lunged out and bit her. Whack!! Then, she said aw dam!!! Post Reply
View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 02:30 PM Oops! I thought I was in the biblical section. My bad! Lightened up, it has. Lol Post Reply
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Can We Please Lighten Up? Posted : 24 Apr, 2011 02:37 PM dkj, not very exciting ending, but you know what. probably true. That's probably how she died. Post Reply

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