Author	Thread: The Bear
Admin	The Bear Posted : 17 Sep, 2010 08:01 PM Ok this has nothing to do with the Bible but I want to share it with the people I talk to most in the forum and that would be here and it would be all of you. I had a small 200 lb bear in my house last night!! He was rifling through my pantry and either stole or ate all of my dry cereal. He got into the pantry through an open window. That would be understandable except that the window is on the second story of the house. This bear managed to climb over a railing on a stair case outside, reach several feet to the window and climbed in. Then he went in and out several times with a bag of cereal until he had most of it either eaten or outside. Prior to breaking ito the house he broke into the garage, sort of. He just turned the latch on the garage door and opened the door. He knocked over an empty refrigerator and knocked a bunch of stuff on some shelves onto the floor. He found some boxes of tea and ate some of it and then headed upstairs. I did not have a confrontation with the bear. After I saw it in the pantry I went back to my bedroom, closed the door and called 911. The Sheriff's deputies arrived very quickly and found the bear outside and scared it off. I now have a huge bear trap in my driveway. It won't harm the bear but if and when the bear is caught it will be put down because it is a known home invader. Thunder Post Reply
View Profile History	The Bear Posted : 17 Sep, 2010 08:13 PM @ Thunder: Before the bear is killed,share the Gospel with it. Mar 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. Post Reply
View Profile History	The Bear Posted : 17 Sep, 2010 08:14 PM :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	The Bear Posted : 17 Sep, 2010 09:40 PM I hope you ment that as a joke because that was funny. If you didn't that would be funnier and sad. Post Reply
View Profile History	The Bear Posted : 17 Sep, 2010 11:51 PM Glad you're safe Thunder... but a fur coat and hat would have been very nice this winter for your favorite lady under the Christmas tree... :yay::dancingp::peace: Post Reply
hubbarddebra99 View Profile History	The Bear Posted : 20 Sep, 2010 01:40 PM trucker, remember the Bible also says (Arise Kill And Eat!):ROFL: Thunder, keep you food locked up!!! Debby Post Reply
View Profile History	The Bear Posted : 20 Sep, 2010 02:57 PM Oh my...what a hoot...Im so glad he wasnt hungry enough to go after you...:rolleyes:...probly just mosyin through...Last one I saw was in Yosemite CA...He stole the Marshmellows and Daddys Salami...sat down and scratch his back on a tree while stuffin his face...then moved on across the river...xo Post Reply