Author	Thread: ONLY IN AMERICA Part II
Admin	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 13 Jun, 2010 09:44 PM The first Only in America was pushed onto page 2, so I decided to start another thread. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America can you see people buying and driving fine cars and living in rented houses. Only in America can an entertainer who doesn't have a clue about anything, become a spokesperson in Washington, for a cause they know nothing about. Only in America can you pay big money for cable, and satilite tv and watch reruns over and over, and over everyday of the week, no matter what channel you turn to...:zzzz: Only in America can you find misspelled words in the dictionary.:excited::goofball: Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 14 Jun, 2010 03:00 PM Only in America do we buy things made in other countries and wonder why we got layed off. Only in America do bussiness cheapen quality to keep work here. Only in America do we buy say well I need a job, but I buy this over seas car. Have I slammed some people??????? :nahnah: Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 14 Jun, 2010 08:17 PM Only in America is Dennis funny:ROFL: Only in America can you get change for a penny... from my hand to your hand:ROFL: Only in America can you get $100.00 form opening a new bank account. Only in America can a miniater spend 30 minutes preaching more about the Greek meaning of a word, than he does about about Jesus Christ, when all he has to do is look the same word up in any dictionary and get the same meaning and know if its Greek Latin or French. Only in America do people believe what they watch on television as being real. Only in Amercia can a visiually impared person take the drivers renewal test, pass it, and get new drivers license... for real I had two friends who did this... Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 15 Jun, 2010 04:04 PM Only in America is Et's advice good. Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 15 Jun, 2010 06:32 PM :excited: Only in America Dennis, I totally agree:ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 16 Jun, 2010 08:48 AM Only in America can we argue about our President and not get murdered for it. Only in America can we pick and choose who we vote for. Only in America we are free to be whatever religion or denomination we want to be.... and Only in America we're free to argue about who is right and who is wrong. Only in America was our country built on freedom, but now the government seems to be wanting to take those freedoms away. Only Somewhere Other than Kentucky, can someone get a pizza quicker than they can get an ambulance! Haha! Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 16 Jun, 2010 09:57 AM Only in America can Girly-girl go away for days and return and know what's happening on the forum. hey there, Girly:waving: Only in America can you go to be tired of the TX heat, wake up tired of tired of heat, and go all day long being just plain tired of the heat. Only in America run a red light, and plead with the cop not to give you a ticket. Only in America will the cops be out in force this coming holiday celebration, and ticket you for any and every little thing to make thier ticket quota. city bills must be made, lol Only in America can you get drunk and call for a taxi cab and get a ride home for free. Don't drink and drive! Only in Amercia will being out on the lake be hotter than being outside at home under a shade tree. Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 16 Jun, 2010 10:00 AM Only in America on this forum can you mistype a word, and can't correct it because WE AIN'T GOT NO SPELL CHECK ON OUR FORUM BOARD!:ROFL::excited::toomuch::nahnah: Post Reply
klmartin62 View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 16 Jun, 2010 10:13 AM Tandy! It is great to see you. Welcome back. God bless, Leon Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 16 Jun, 2010 03:08 PM Only in rural America: do neighbors gather to aid & save lives faster than the ambulance who is 3 times faster than pizza delivery do we have a government by the people & for the people in spite of a handful of corrupt politicians do more homes have T.V.s than homes that don't are Ministers never without a Bible and blessed to be able to learn any ancient language known to man do people understand that reality T.V. is fake and realize that foreigners believe everything they hear on the media about the U.S.A., even soap operas do I come home from foreign countries more thankful for our "broken government" than the previous time, and thankful that we have Christian elected officials no matter how sparse they are does a missionary friend ask if her son may make friends with my dog, because in her country only the rich have pets and she wants her son to know what it is like to be friends with an animal do we take more for granted than other countries have to count as blessings Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA Part II Posted : 16 Jun, 2010 04:15 PM only in America is our head not chopped off if we are called a heretic.:boxing: only in America are we not thrown in to a Lions Den if we break the law.:nahnah: Post Reply