Author	Thread: ONLY IN AMERICA!!
Admin	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 12 Jun, 2010 01:12 PM Only in America can a person claim to have the gifts of speaking in tongues in the church, and then need an interpreter when they go to Mexico to minister.:ROFL: Only in America can Joe the plumber become rich and famous as an unemployed unlicensed plumber. Only in America can a word be spelled differently, pronounced the same, have a different meaning, and be called a homo-nym. Only in Amercia is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dish washing liquid is made with real lemon juice.:ROFL: Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, french fries,, and a large diet coke.:eat::toomuch: Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 12 Jun, 2010 01:44 PM Good points!!! Especially the first one!! Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 12 Jun, 2010 02:00 PM So James, why come you didn't post your Only in America points?:yay: Post Reply
InHisHonor View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 12 Jun, 2010 03:31 PM Only in America will kids go through years of skoolin and not know the capitols of the state they live in but kids from other countries can tell them their capitols plus the capitols of every state in the US. Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 12 Jun, 2010 03:38 PM @InHisHonor- I'm pretty sure that I know most/all of the US capitols. You can even test me later =) Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 13 Jun, 2010 05:09 AM Only in America can my post to this topic be deleted. The first one I wrote got deleted. Only in America do we support the bad guys who do not respect us. Osama Bin Laden- we gave him guns in the 1980's to fight Russia. Only in America do we just discuss the allies who we like. Only in America do we fail to teach our childern to behave. Only in America does the church fight each other. Post Reply
DontHitThatMark View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 13 Jun, 2010 06:38 AM Only in America do we fight and win wars with a country, give everything back, station troops to guard them, help them rebuild everything, give them a nice fat check, share our freedoms, make life better for them in just about every way, and then get insulted/ignored/disrespected by said country... :peace::peace: Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 13 Jun, 2010 07:28 AM Only in America in there handicap parking at a skating rink. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk to the back of the store to pick up their medication, while healthy people can buy alcohol in the front of the store at the checkout counter. Only in America do banks leave doors open, and chain the pens to the countertops. Only in America can you make an appointment to see a doctor, and you must wait 1 hour to see him/her, but you can't send him/her a bill for your waiting in their office. Only in America can others practice their customs, faith and beliefs, but we must obey their laws when we visit their country. Only in America do I have the freedom to post Only in America.. Only in America are you guilt until proven innocent:ROFL: Only in America are parents arrested and sent to jail for whoopin their bad disobedient children, but when a child breaks the law and skips school, the parent is responsible and must pay a fine. Only in America can a person be President and don't have a clue.:excited::zzzz: Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 13 Jun, 2010 01:54 PM Only in America can someone chant freedom of speech but only for what they want to say. Only in America can they engrave "In God We Trust" on money but outlaw prayer in schools and ball games and remove the Ten Commandments from all the court houses. Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 13 Jun, 2010 03:30 PM Only in America.... Do you see people who dont work,who could work but live off my tax dollars,have flat screen T.Vs,cell phones,are overweight,and get drunk every night,and complain the government hasnt done enough for them,yup IN CHRIST Steve:nahnah::peace: Post Reply
View Profile History	ONLY IN AMERICA!! Posted : 13 Jun, 2010 05:07 PM Only in America can a person like Steve, let his voice be heard about his tax dollars being used to support the unemployed, over-eating, drinking, slothful, out of control spending people who complain the government isn't doing enough for them... when in reality, Steve knows that the total amount of tax dollars taken out of his income last year, wasn't even enough to support or feed two of Dennis' cats for three months, not to speak of people :ROFL::ROFL::dancingp::peace::toomuch: Sorry, Steve, I couldn't let that go by, I had to do that...:peace::yay::yay: Only in America can anyone( you don't have ot be from America) to post their Only in America thoughts and comments on this thread. Only in America can you have the biggest oil spill in American's history, and NO ONE knows how to clean it up. Only in American are they trying eveyrthing in man's power to clean up and stop the oil spill, but NO ONE has called out to God in prayer for His help. Only in America can you feel better and live better, and die young.:ROFL: Post Reply