Author	Thread: Proverbs according to 1st graders
Adamw332 View Profile History	Proverbs according to 1st graders Posted : 3 Jun, 2010 03:25 PM This was going around through the e-mail years back it gave me a chuckle...hopefully it will do the same for another. Proverbs According to First Graders ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. As you shall make your bed so shall you... mess it up. Better be safe than... punch a 5th grader. Strike while the... bug is close. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time. You can lead a horse to water but... how? Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... math. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax. Where there's smoke, there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the musketeers. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. Post Reply
View Profile History	Proverbs according to 1st graders Posted : 3 Jun, 2010 03:44 PM :ROFL:...that a Hoot...thanxs fer sharein it...xo Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	Proverbs according to 1st graders Posted : 3 Jun, 2010 03:59 PM Love it!!! Thanks! Post Reply
View Profile History	Proverbs according to 1st graders Posted : 3 Jun, 2010 04:21 PM amusing Post Reply
View Profile History	Proverbs according to 1st graders Posted : 3 Jun, 2010 04:28 PM WOW! Adam, that is just tooo cute and funnee... reminds me of Art Linkletter's show Kids Say The Darnest Things.:ROFL::yay: Post Reply
Adamw332 View Profile History	Proverbs according to 1st graders Posted : 3 Jun, 2010 07:05 PM Yeah, but this would be the Christian version of that show. Post Reply
GraceMae View Profile History	Proverbs according to 1st graders Posted : 4 Jun, 2010 09:02 PM AW, God bless you!!! Just what the doctor ordered! :applause::applause::applause::ROFL: ~ GraceMae Post Reply