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darth vader said I gave you specific orders no pickles or onions on the quarter pounder -- is the farce strong with panicked sinless perfectionist McDonald's cashier fry cook ?
Posted : 18 Mar, 2021 07:48 AM

Colossians 2:21 do not touch do not taste do not handle



therefore, if you died with Christ from the basic principles of the world, why, as though living in the world, do you subject yourselves to regulations—“Do not touch, do not taste, do not handle,” which all concern things which perish with the using—according to the commandments and doctrines of men? These things indeed have an appearance of wisdom in self-imposed religion, false humility, and neglect of the body, but are of no value against the indulgence of the flesh.



a. Do not… do not… do not: This is a perfect description of legalistic religion, defined more by what we don’t do than by what we do. Christianity is a moral religion; it does have clear moral boundaries. But at its foundation, Christianity is a religion of positive action.



b. You died with Christ from the basic principles of the world: Remembering this is the key to living above legalism. Our identification with Jesus in both His death and resurrection (as mentioned before in Colossians 2:12) becomes the foundation for our Christian life, instead of our law-keeping.



i. Which perish with the using: “They are things which come to an end in the very act of being used. Handling them, eating them, or the like involves their destruction. Food, once eaten, ceases to be food. These are not the things that matter most; these are not the ultimate realities.” (Bruce)



c. According to the commandments and doctrines of men: One aspect of legalism is that the doctrines of men are promoted as the laws of God.



d. These things indeed have an appearance of wisdom… but are of no value against the indulgence of the flesh: We might regard this as the greatest indictment against legalism in the Bible. At the bottom line, legalism’s rules have no value in restraining the indulgence of the flesh.



i. All such legalistic rules may have an appearance of wisdom, but they have no real value. Legalism doesn’t restrain the flesh; it feeds the flesh in a subtle, powerful way. “In fact, the most rigorous asceticism can coexist with insufferable spiritual pride, one of the subtlest and most intractable of the ‘works of the flesh.’” (Bruce)



ii. Self-imposed religion is man reaching to God, trying to justify himself by keeping a list of rules. Christianity is God reaching down to man in love through Christ



lunch is served sinless perfectionists but remember DO NOT spill the soda DO NOT smile while eating or risk breaking your face DO NOT leave behind trash for the Mickey D's employees to pick up after you

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Moonlight7

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darth vader said I gave you specific orders no pickles or onions on the quarter pounder -- is the farce strong with panicked sinless perfectionist McDonald's cashier fry cook ?
Posted : 18 Mar, 2021 08:02 AM

Legalism rules have no value in restraining the flesh.



It's important that a Christian acknowledge this.

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darth vader said I gave you specific orders no pickles or onions on the quarter pounder -- is the farce strong with panicked sinless perfectionist McDonald's cashier fry cook ?
Posted : 18 Mar, 2021 08:25 AM

Proverbs 1:32



For the waywardness of the naive will kill them, And the

complacency of fools will destroy them.

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darth vader said I gave you specific orders no pickles or onions on the quarter pounder -- is the farce strong with panicked sinless perfectionist McDonald's cashier fry cook ?
Posted : 18 Mar, 2021 09:17 AM

Darth Vader, always lifting people up, 😂😂😂😂via the jaw 😂😂

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darth vader said I gave you specific orders no pickles or onions on the quarter pounder -- is the farce strong with panicked sinless perfectionist McDonald's cashier fry cook ?
Posted : 18 Mar, 2021 09:19 AM

Whoops I laughed and caused other people to laugh!! I already hear Adam and Flat Earth Teddy coming to get me😱😳🤣😂

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