Author	Thread: ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE!
Admin	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 09:27 AM IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion 10. Adultery 12. Fornication 13. Lying 14. Lack of fear of God 15. Homosexuality 16. Drunkardness 17. Murders PLEASE NOTE: All other symptoms can be found in your operating hand manual in Galatians chapter 5:16-21. The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: 1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control Please see the operating hand manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) in Galatians chapter 5:22-26, for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! In Christian love- GOD P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'! Because HE Lives!:yay::dancingp: Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 09:39 AM :excited:....Oh my goodness...:ROFL:...dont know where you got this from...I LOVE IT !!!...May I copy this to share with my peps at church...they will get a real Hoot outa it...:dancingp:...:peace:...:rocknroll:...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 09:43 AM hey gurl! yes please do share this, it was sent to me in one of those forward emails:glow: don't know who wrote it but it is beautiful. Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 10:11 AM Very cute and creative, however to be correct: Man was not created with a defect; God created him and saw that it was good. The damage occured when the units attempted to operate beyond their design parameters, thus voiding the manufacturers warranty. There is a upgrade available for those willing to accept Him. Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 10:40 AM Great post Ella. :applause: Chuck you are right. Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 12:21 PM So then what sall we say to these things?... do we throw out the scriptures that tell us that we were born in sin as a defect from our mother's wombs because of our sin nature inherited through Adam our original birth father of the human race, as according to what God says? Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 12:48 PM So what shall we say? ...... Well first I have no desire to argue, however if you what to discuss I would be happy to. You mentioned throwing out scriptures; specifically which ones? I know Jesus was without sin and yet came forth from the womb of a woman which leads me to believe the old roman catholic church teaching on this is lacking in some aspects. Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 12:49 PM Its kinda like a recall for a new car, misuse of the vehicle sometimes causes defects that did not come from the manufactor..huh.. the car was made good and all parts were working, but misuse and wihtu regular tune=ups will cause defects that are not purposed, and are beyond the manufactors control, because the owner did not follow the manual in driving the car and its limitations, or by getting regular tune-ups. Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 12:57 PM No, Chuck, I'm not up for arguing or discussion in this matter, we've already gone through the arguing and discussing this topic of man being born in Adam inherited thorugh Adam. But FYI, you can read Psalm 51, and Romans chapters 5-7. Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 01:15 PM sorry, that should read man being born in sin inherited through Adam. Jesus was born holy into a world of sins, as John points out in chapter one. He was conceived by God, not concevied by man, nor of man's desires or man's will, or by flesh and blood, but through the power of the Holy Spirit. Mary a virgin was only used as the incubator to bring Him forth, as His suragate mother. Man is conceived and born by man's desires and will , by his blood through his flesh. So there is a VERY BIG DIFFERENCE BEWTEEN the conception and birth of natural man, and that of Jesus the Christ who came through the womab of an earthly women. Post Reply
View Profile History	ATTENTION!... IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE! Posted : 22 Jun, 2011 01:29 PM "Mary a virgin was only used as the incubator to bring Him forth, as His suragate mother." ------------------ If one takes this position it would mean Jesus was 0% human which is contrary to Scripture as I'm sure you would agree. Furthermore Scripture says Mary "Conceived", (a surrogate does not conceive). Post Reply

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