TA-DA‼️‼️ BOYS AND GIRLS, ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDYBUG TALE‼️‼️‼️YAY‼️‼️
Posted : 27 Oct, 2021 09:08 PM
That’s right boys and girls, gather around for another EXCITING TeddyBug Tale right outa TeddyVilleFlats.
TeddyVilleFlats is located on the very edge of the mythical Flat Earth Circle just North of nowhere on Fairytale Lane‼️‼️😂😂😂😂
OK NOW. Let’s let the TeddyBug tell it as no one else can tell it‼️‼️
Alright, everybody extend a warmed over welcome to THE ONE AND ONLY—-TEDDYBUG ‼️‼️‼️
HERE’S QUOTING ANOTHER TEDDYBUG TALE:
FROM STORY ONE, TeddyHug says this on the latest thread below on the Biblical Forum:
“For the record I never implied the earth was 'created' in 7 DAYS but that the CREATION of TIME as we know it began ON ON ON the earth during ALL 7 DAYS. As usual junior tinyfaithdavid misrepresents me in what I actually state without asking first! That is SLANDER and only a 'continually sinning perfectionist' like tinyfaithdavid claims he can get away with, by his license to sin he supposedly says comes from heaven!” END TEDDYBUG STORY ONE
But earlier, in TeddyBug Story two, the TeddyBug says this in the Science and Philosophy forum posted in the following thread:
Theologians Apply Evolution Theory to Genesis
Posted : 28 Mar, 2021 12:50 PM
IN TEDDYBUG STORY TWO THE TEDDYBUG SAYS THIS: “Its interesting that David IGNORS the FACT that Genesis describes SEVEN DAYS of CREATION, not SIX as the false teacher here writes! ANYONE can look up the FACTS that there were 7 DAYS of CREATION in the first TWO CHAPTERS of Genesis! David is therefore a LIAR!
NO WONDER then David also believes in the theory of 'gravity' known as grabbity! He ignors the FACT that 'gravity" is ONLY a theory!” END TEDDYBUG STORY TWO
Now boys and girls, don’t you think the TeddyBug is the best OOPS storyteller EVER. Every time he tells the same story he tells it differently‼️‼️‼️‼️
TA-DA‼️‼️ BOYS AND GIRLS, ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDYBUG TALE‼️‼️‼️YAY‼️‼️
Posted : 28 Oct, 2021 09:19 AM
Interestingly, the TeddyBug ignorantly and selectively posts quotes from an anti-God, anti-biblical false science site—-the National Center of Science Education.
Readers might be interested to learn more about the NCSE site that the TeddyBug is so fond of quoting.
In a fundraising letter to subscribers, (November, 1998) from Eugenie C. Scott, executive director for the National Center For Science Education, Inc.
Eugenie says this: “Our job at the National Center of Science Education is to try to keep evolution in the schools and keep out creation “science” and other religious views masquerading as science.”
The NCSE site the TeddyBug quotes from rejects the biblical creation account of Genesis as unworthy of serious discussion while promoting the unscientific myth of evolution at the same time
TA-DA‼️‼️ BOYS AND GIRLS, ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDYBUG TALE‼️‼️‼️YAY‼️‼️
Posted : 28 Oct, 2021 09:26 AM
The take home lesson we’ve learned by all the TeddyBug lies, misinformation and mishaps is this: understand what you quote. But more importantly, understand what you believe.
TA-DA‼️‼️ BOYS AND GIRLS, ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDYBUG TALE‼️‼️‼️YAY‼️‼️
Posted : 28 Oct, 2021 09:36 AM
🤔🤔 makes you wonder if fix a flat teddy had previous work experience with the national enquirer or maybe this is where he gets some of his theology from ❓❓
First, Colossians makes it clear that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was the one who created all things: “For by Him all things were created that are in heaven and that are on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers. All things were created through Him and for Him. And He is before all things, and in Him all things consist” (Colossians 1:16–17).
We are also told elsewhere in Scripture how Jesus created: “By the word of the Lord the heavens were made, And all the host of them by the breath of His mouth. For He spoke, and it was done; He commanded, and it stood fast” (Psalm 33:6-9). We see the meaning of this when we consider the miracles of Jesus during His earthly ministry. All the miracles occurred instantly—at His Word. He instantly turned water into wine in His very first miracle, which “revealed His glory” as the Creator (John 2:1–11; John 1:1–3, 14, 18). It was the instant calming of the wind and the waves that convinced His disciples that He was no mere man. So it was with all His miracles (Mark 4:35–41). He did not speak and wait for days, weeks, months, or years for things to happen. He spoke and it was done. So, when He said, “Let there be . . .” in Genesis 1, it did not take long ages for things to come into existence.
We also know that Jesus is in fact called the Word: “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through Him, and without Him nothing was made that was made” (John 1:1–3).
Jesus, who is the Word, created everything by simply speaking things into existence.
Yes, Jesus did explicitly say He created in six days
Now, consider Exodus 20:1: “And God spoke all these words, saying . . . .” Because Jesus is the Word, this must be a reference to the preincarnate Christ speaking to Moses. As we know, there are a number of appearances of Christ (theophanies) in the Old Testament. John 1:18 states: “No one has seen God at any time. The only begotten Son, who is in the bosom of the Father, He has declared Him.” There is no doubt, with rare exception, that the preincarnate Christ did the speaking to Adam, Noah, the patriarchs, Moses, etc. Now, when the Creator God spoke as recorded in Exodus 20:1, what did He (Jesus) say? As we read on, we find this statement: “For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day” (Exodus 20:11).
Yes, Jesus did explicitly say He created in six days
Not only this, but the one who spoke the words “six days” also wrote them down for Moses: “Then the Lord delivered to me two tablets of stone written with the finger of God, and on them were all the words which the Lord had spoken to you on the mountain from the midst of the fire in the day of the assembly” (Deuteronomy 9:10)
Jesus said clearly that He created in six days. And He even did something He didn’t do with most of Scripture—He wrote it down Himself. How clearer and more authoritative can you get than that?
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🙂💯👍 Keep up the good work bro David excellent post ‼️
TA-DA‼️‼️ BOYS AND GIRLS, ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDYBUG TALE‼️‼️‼️YAY‼️‼️
Posted : 28 Oct, 2021 10:48 AM
Thanks RSVP‼️‼️
Some people are intellectually challenged through no fault of their own and can’t help it. They were either born that way or experienced a debilitating accident or whatever.
BUT then there are other people, ahummm, like the TeddyBug, who are WILLINGLY stupid and CAN do something about it but instead choose NOT to do anything about it. These people are LAZY thinkers who gullibly believe everything their flat earth conspiracy preachers tell them.
First of all FlatEarthTeddyBug needs to stop sinning‼️‼️‼️ Then he needs to shake a leg and start thinking for himself AND stop being so gullible.
The stop sinning part is most important because the Bible is VERY CLEAR. Willful sinners WILL become irrational fools (not my words).
TA-DA‼️‼️ BOYS AND GIRLS, ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDYBUG TALE‼️‼️‼️YAY‼️‼️
Posted : 28 Oct, 2021 11:05 AM
Case in point.
Exodus 20:1, “For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day” (Exodus 20:11).
The Bible is VERY CLEAR about the 7 day week which has continued to this very day. The biblical week includes the 6 days creation and the 7th day of rest ‼️‼️
