The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
10. Adultery
12. Fornication
13. Lying
14. Lack of fear of God
15. Homosexuality
16. Drunkardness
17. Murders
PLEASE NOTE: All other symptoms can be found in your operating hand manual in Galatians chapter 5:16-21.
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating hand manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) in Galatians chapter 5:22-26, for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
In Christian love- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
Conceived of and by the Holy Spirit of God...an absolute miracle...:yay:...no doubt in my mind the the mixing the human DNA of Mary with that of God's Holy Spirit...hence the Lord Jesus being as He says...Son of Man and Son of GOD...purty simple...xo
The genealogy of Jesus is given In Matthew 1 and Luke 3. Jesus is called the son of Abraham and the Lion of the tribe of Judah and the son of David 17 times thus fulfilling many prophecies of Scripture. The only difference between a normal birth and the birth of Jesus was that the egg was fertilized by the Holy Spirit.
However, the Roman Catholic church has exalted Mary and claims that she was always a virgin and without sin and that it is ok to worship her and her statues {Hail Mary} and to pray to her and that she has the power to forgive sins.
However Jesus commands that we only pray to the Father in Luke 11:2 and Matthew 5:9 and there is no record of anyone praying to anyone but the Father in the NT.In the Great commission in Matthew 28:18-20 Jesus commands us to makes disciples of all nations teaching them to obey EVERYTHING I Have commanded.
And the New Testament commands us to worship GOD ALONE countless times.
I John 2:4,5: The man who says, "I know Him," but does not do what He commands is a liar and the Truth is not in him. But if anyone obeys His Word, God's love is truly made complete in him."
Matthew 1:24,25: When Joseph woke up, he did what the angel of the Lord had commanded him and took Mary home as his wife. But he had no union with her **UNTIL** she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus.
Mark 6:1,3:Jesus left and went to His hometown...and began to teach...They asked, "Isn't this the carpenter? Isn't this Mary's son and the brother of James, Joseph, Judas and Simon? Aren't His sisters here with us?"
Mark 3:31-34: Then Jesus' mother and BROTHERS arrived. Standing outside...A crowd was sitting around Him, and they told Him, "Your mother and BROTHERS are outside looking for you." "Who are My mother and my brothers?" Jesus asked. Then He looked at those seated in a circle around him and said, "Here are my mother and my brothers! Whoever does God's will is my brother and sister and mother!"
Matthew 6:6,9-11: Jesus says, �When you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your **Father**, who is unseen. Then your **Father**, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you ...This then is how you should pray: �Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be your name, your Kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in Heaven.....� Is there even one instance where a believer prayed to someone other than the **Father** in the OT or the NT?? Answer; ZERO!
What church had its evil leader decree:devil: that it is OK to pray to and worship Mary, a human being, who was a sinless VIRGIN??
Bahira, we inhertied Adam's sin nature to sin... read Romans chapters 5-7, the Bibke teaches that we were conceived in sin, the sin nature of humanity which everyone has which influeneces us to sin. Psalm 51:5 says Behold I was shaped in iniquity and in sin did my mother conceive me.
We were born with a sin nature that only the Holy Spirit can change within us. Paul says, he wars against two nature one desiring to sin and the other desiring to do right, there's a war that goes on inside of us between our sin nature because of Adam's sin, and our righteous nature becasue we are made in the image of Christ... which we must choose either the good or the evil nature to obey or disobey.
Yes, Mary gave birth to Jesus but she did not conceie Him as we conceive babies, as Jude points out, and scripture teaches us. Jesus was conceiverd of, or by the Holy Spirit, Mary or Jospeh had nothing to do with His birth, He was placed into her womb by the Holy Spirit, she was used as an incubator to carry Him until His birth.
