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Posted : 14 Apr, 2021 03:55 PM
Christ is risen indeed!
Posted : 11 Apr, 2021 11:03 AM
This just goes to show you how lousy a 'teacher' that David obviously shows to be!
David posts - 'Jesus very clearly said the repentant thief will be with Jesus in paradise today NOT in hell‼️'
David misses TWO points! First he does NOT know the definition of 'hell' which is clearly just another name for the grave! Secondly, and that is where the x-thief (forgiven now) went, just as Christ went to hell that 'evening' of that day! Since Christ died on the same day (they broke the legs of both the x-thief (forgiven now) and CONTINUAL SINNER other thief because of the coming nightly PASSOVER feast to die sooner) as x-thief (forgiven now) and Christ did NOT rise till the third day then it was impossible for Him to claim to be able to see the x-thief (forgiven now) in heaven YET on the same day! Right? Any other doctrine on this like claiming he went to heaven THAT DAY is to call Christ a LIAR!
So lets correct this obvious 'punctuation error' found in some translations as well as corrections in others that get it right, in helping us understand the doctrine of the state of the dead! Shall we?
The new corrected KJV - Luke 23:43 (KJV) And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee Today (when you die), shalt thou be with me in paradise (come resurrection day!). Make sense now?
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Posted : 14 Apr, 2021 10:25 PM
Dear readers, David begins to actually read my posts BUTTTTTT still does NOT understand what I write >>>BECAUSE<<< he does NOT NOT NOT read his Bible! You see dear readers, David can only PARROT what his "church' denomination teaches and I understand that because I was in the baptist CULT all of my youth and growing up UNTIL I started reading the Bible FOR MYSELF and GOT RID of the CULT teachings! When you sincerely pray for truth, at what ever the cost, what ever it takes, like I did, WATCH OUT because then you WILL know the truth and it will set you free from CULTS!
Lets look at David's serious CULT taught blunders in how the Bible makes a LIAR out of David, as well as his CULT churchanity! Keep in mind David is NOT a liar according to his own globe head doctrine of 'continual sinning perfectionism' because the more David lies the more PERFECT and RIGHTEOUS he is! Is that awesome or what! David's weak 'jesus' just could not give David an example in how to live a sin free life by the POWER of His FATHER YHWH in heaven! So what did David's weak 'jesus' do? He died for David's >>>PAST<<< sins so David has a license to now sin! That's right readers, David has passed the driving test to drive his SIN car/body everyday and has an official license from heaven to be continually on the road of SIN-MORE to RIGHTEOUSNESS!
David posts - 'Claiming Jesus actually “went to hell when he died”, instead of Paradise'
The Bible says - Acts 2:31 ' He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul (person, body) >>>was not left in hell (gravesite)<<<, neither his flesh did see corruption (rot in grave).
So dear readers, does the Bible say the Messiah went to 'hell' when He died? Absolutely! Sooooooo David is a LIAR! The Bible clearly says the Messiah went to 'hell' BUTTTTTTTTT He was not left in hell the grave to decay! Right?
David posts - 'Claiming the thief goes to hell instead of Paradise'
The Bible says - John 20:17 'Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; >>>for I am not yet ascended to my Father:<<< but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.'
This is what is soooooo AWESUM about he Bible because it always exposes CULT teachers like globlet headed David and makes them all into discusting LIARS that they are! If the Messiah OBVIOUSLY did NOT go to heaven until the THIRD day, then how could he have went to heaven at death on the first day??? He could not, right?
Soooo David calls the Messiah a liar because the Messiah did NOT go to heaven until the third day but the SAME day the X-thief died, that is PASSOVER/preparation day before the weekly 7th day Sabbath, they both slept in hell the grave, yet the X-thief supposedly went to heaven according to David CULT 'church' doctrine??? Makes no sense what David posts, does it?
It all hinges on David claiming ALL punctuation is inspired in the Bible! If that is true then David likewise thinks and believes that 'handkerchiefs or aprons' actually get sick! (Acts 19:12) LMBO!
So David says I add words that changes what the Bible says and somehow its a 'false teaching' then??? What do you think readers? Who's the REAL CULPRIT to changing what the Bible says, reading above??? OBVIOUSLY David is the problem! Correct?
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Posted : 14 Apr, 2021 10:42 PM
MY ORIGINAL CONTEXT posts in thread - 'Christ is risen indeed!' that David posts here OUT OF CONTEXT above!
REPOST HERE for readers to KNOW the truth what I actually posted in another thread -
Then David somehow gets confused on the conversation of the x-thief (forgiven now) with the Messiah??? Does not David know that punctuation is NOT inspired??? If he DOES believe ALL punctuation IS inspired then he must ALSO believe that 'handkerchiefs or aprons' actually get sick! (Acts 19:12) LMBO! This just goes to show you how lousy a 'teacher' that David obviously shows to be!
Lets look at David's obvious blunder that he thinks changes ALL OTHER doctrine on the state of the dead, that is WHEN DEAD persons actually go to heaven, which of course is ALWAYS on resurrection day!
David posts - 'Jesus very clearly said the repentant thief will be with Jesus in paradise today NOT in hell‼️'
David misses TWO points! First he does NOT know the definition of 'hell' which is clearly just another name for the grave!
Secondly, and that is where the x-thief (forgiven now) went, just as Christ went to hell that 'evening' of day! Since Christ died on the same day (they broke the legs of both the x-thief (forgiven now) and CONTINUAL SINNER other thief because of the coming nightly PASSOVER feast) as x-thief (forgiven now) and Christ did NOT rise till the third day, then it was impossible for Him to claim to be able to see the x-thief (forgiven now) in heaven YET on the same day! Right?
Any other doctrine on this like claiming he went to heaven THAT DAY is to call Christ a LIAR!
THIS PART DAVID LEAVES OUT FOR READERS HERE IN THIS THREAD, HERE BELOW -
So lets correct this obvious 'punctuation error' found in some translations as well as corrections in others that get it right, in helping us understand the
doctrine of the state of the dead! Shall we?
Luke 23:43 (KJV) And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.
Luke 23:43 (CEB) Jesus replied, “I assure you that today you will be with me in paradise.”
Luke 23:43 (GNT) Jesus said to him, “I promise you that today you will be in Paradise with me.”
And these are only a few examples of corrections to the KJV, as well as MANY others! When you remove the 'punctuation error' like the CEB and GNT does, then it makes it clear BY THE CONTEXT of the rest of the Bible on the state of the dead on WHEN DEAD persons actually GO TO HEAVEN, which of course is ALWAYS on resurrection day! The Messiah was simply assuring x-thief (forgiven now) WILL BE in heaven at resurrection day on the day He was speaking to him before his death! You see TIME stops for the x-thief when he dies and sleeps unconsciously in hell the grave awaiting resurrection day! Its so simple!
So correcting the KJV and MANY other translations! Lets try one!
The new corrected KJV - Luke 23:43 (KJV) And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee Today (when you die), shalt thou be with me in paradise (come resurrection day!). Make sense now?
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Posted : 15 Apr, 2021 10:29 AM
There you have it. Flat Earth Teddy in his own words for all to see.
A total wreckage of anti-biblical gibberish mixed with poisonous false doctrine.
For one thing, Flat Teddy clearly doesn’t know that context determines the meaning of a word. He continues to commit the word meaning fallacy eg with the term for “hell”.
For clarity, let’s take a look at the dictionary meanings for the word “board”.
We know the word “board” has several meanings.
The word board could mean a “wooden board” or it could mean a “board meeting”. BUT the context, in which the word is used, determines which meaning applies.
If Flat Earth TeddyBug’s inability to determine biblical meaning is consistent then it would seem he would be unable to determine which meaning applies in each of the following phrases as well: “the board decided to meet today” and “the board was nailed to the floor”. No doubt even Flat Earth Teddy might be able determine which meanings applies in this case
BUT when it comes to biblical interpretation, Flat Teddy whimsically applies biblical terminology incoherently and wildly with the end result of a chaotic doctrinal flotsam and jetsam wreckage of twisted meanings‼️‼️
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Posted : 16 Apr, 2021 07:44 AM
David tries to distract with boards!? He is very BOARDing in comparison to Bible definitions!
There you go friends and readers, this thread has now been retitled to - Next, a empty Globehead David Tale You Couldn’t Make Up if You Tried‼️
Lets look at his 'total wreckage of anti-biblical gibberish (boards) mixed with poisonous false doctrine' that somehow the word 'hell' is not the same as the word 'grave' in meaning!
That's right dear readers, David just couldn't make out the Bible to be a 'Tale' when it comes to the definition of the word 'hell' and how it interchanges with the word 'grave/hades' - the realm of the DEAD in JUST 3 'trinity' examples below!
Acts 2:31 (AMP) 'he foresaw and spoke [prophetically] of the resurrection of the Christ (the Messiah, the Anointed), that >>>He was not abandoned [in death] to Hades (the realm of the dead),<<< nor did His body undergo decay.'
Acts 2:31 (CSB) 'Seeing what was to come, he spoke concerning the resurrection of the Messiah: >>>He was not abandoned in Hades,<<< and his flesh did not experience decay.'
Acts 2:31 (CSB) 'Having seen this beforehand, David spoke about the resurrection of Christ, that >>>He wasn’t abandoned to the grave,<<< nor did his body experience decay.'
David is speechless once again! David is OWNED (corrected) by Teddy once again! The Messiah OBVIOUSLY went o 'hell' when he died, which is also the grave, also known as 'hades' - 'the realm of the dead" where ALL DEAD people go when they DIE! Its all too simple to understand but NOT for the INDOCTRINATED (CULTISED) like David still is!
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Posted : 16 Apr, 2021 08:04 AM
Correction - Acts 2:31 >>>(CEB)<<< 'Having seen this beforehand, David spoke about the resurrection of Christ, that >>>He wasn’t abandoned to the grave,<<< nor did his body experience decay.'
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Posted : 16 Apr, 2021 08:09 AM
So there you go dear readers, that Globlet headed David 'whimsically (and wimply! ) applies biblical terminology incoherently and wildly with the end result of a chaotic doctrinal flotsam and jetsam wreckage of twisted meanings‼️ AMEN!
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Posted : 16 Apr, 2021 07:32 PM
TeddyBug, you really shouldn’t use words you don’t understand. 😉
It’s getting to the point I hardly have to refute anything the TeddyBug claims because nonsense doesn’t really need to be refuted, you just call what it is.
The TeddyBug’s posts have been a PRICELESS and colorful cornucopia of scrambled flapdoodle that would be hysterically comical in any other venue.
But more importantly, Teddy’s posts unwittingly vindicate, in one form or another, nearly everything I’ve posted about his unguarded gullibility and his eagerness to embrace the type of counterfeit beliefs handed down to him from his leader.
You see dear readers, David can only PARROT what his "church' denomination teaches 
and I understand that because I was in the baptist CULT all of my youth and growing up UNTIL I started reading the Bible FOR MYSELF and GOT RID of the CULT teachings! 
When you sincerely pray for truth, at what ever the cost, what ever it takes, like I did, WATCH OUT because then you WILL know the truth and it will set you free 
from CULTS! 
Keep in mind David is NOT a liar according to his own globe head doctrine of 'continual sinning perfectionism' because the more David lies the more PERFECT and RIGHTEOUS he is! 
Is that awesome or what! 
David's weak 'jesus' just could not give David an example in how to live a sin free life by the POWER of His FATHER YHWH in heaven! 
So what did David's weak 'jesus' do? He died for David's >>>PAST<<< sins so David has a license to now sin! 
That's right readers, David has passed the driving test to drive his SIN car/body everyday and has an official license from heaven to be continually on the road of SIN-MORE to RIGHTEOUSNESS! 
Right?
He could not, right? 
Correct?
Its so simple! 
David is OWNED (corrected) by Teddy once again!