The biggest jokes davey, hugs, bahn, kjv, toth, etc..
Posted : 10 Feb, 2020 05:54 AM
Hey there, hi there, ho there, your as welcome as can be, to the chat forum.
On this forum we have the ultra brilliant people known as The biggest jokes,who believe they are doing the will and work of GOD Almighty,by judging Hkutzand Quiznos while calling them names
The jokes believe they are able to discern beyond a shadow of a doubt that Khutz and Quiznos are one and the same person.
Though the jokes have been given evidence and testimony by Hkutz and Quiznos, yet the jokes reject that testimony because DECEPTION reigns supreme amongst those that want to hold onto their own understanding.
Who is the clown that said he was a detective, he must be included with the jokes, along with cake.
Lets see how the jokes had come to the desicion that Hkutz and Quiznos are the same person.
One said both Hkutz and Quiznos like Asian girls.
One said that both use electrical terms.
One said both liked jeeps.
One said that both were against Paul being an apostle.
One if not all say that both Khutz and Quiznos do not believe the Bible.
Does anyone see a patten of insanity, with the way the jokes have decided that ONE person would use two different screen names in order to talk to themself.
Let me put an end to the misery the jokes have made of themselves, as i will tell you what screen name i had been using before taking Quiznos.
Are you ready, drum roll please.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................GNWS,hehe.
I deleted my account because of the nonsense judging and condemnation.
After awhile i decided to return hoping it would be different, but i was wrong, it had actually gotten worse.
This site will not let a person retrieve their original screen name, so i chose Quiznos even though i have never had one of their sandwiches, hehe.
By the way, two people from two different parts of this planet can have similar beliefs, and differences yet not be the same person
The only thing the jokes seemed to have in common is their judgement and accusations against believers with different understanding of the scriptures then what they have.
The biggest jokes davey, hugs, bahn, kjv, toth, etc..
Posted : 10 Feb, 2020 07:41 AM
Guiznos, Khutzpah and HiddenMountain all make fun of saving **FAITH** and all the inspired writings of Paul. They do not believe that **FA ITH** and **ETERNAL LIFE** are **FREE GIFTS OF GOD** but that you have to earn your salvation by good works and following OT laws?They also do not believe that Jesus is God or that His blood makes Atonement for our sins!!
Khutzpah Satanic quote: Paul is an imposter apostle, the first corrupter of the Gospel, Y'shua's arch nemesis and his false letters and Luke's false writings MUST be wholly rejected.
Quiznos Satanic quote: "The bible or book, is not the Word of GOD Almighty, but rather the translations of man."
Hidden Mountain Satanic quote: "Apostle Paul or Impostor Paul? Paul called himself an Apostle and seemingly taught a different gospel."
Matthew 7:15; Jesus says, "Watch out for **FALSE PROPHETS**. They come in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are **FEROICIOUS WOLVES**!.
2 Corinthians 11:12-15: For such people are **FALSE APOSTLES**, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve!
WHO GAVE THE APOSTLE PAUL THE AUTHORITY TO SPEAK AND WRITE GOD/S WORDS**??
**GOD THE FATHER AND GOD THE SON**:
Acts 26:16-18: Jesus said to Paul, "I have appeared to you to appoint you as a servant and as a **WITNESS** OF WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN WILL SEE OF ME! I will rescue from your own people and from the Gentiles. **I AM SENDING YOU** to them to open their eyes and turn fron darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to God, so that they may receive **FORGIVENESS OF SINS** and a place among those who are **SANCTIFIED BY FAITH IN ME**!"
Acts 22:14,15: Ananias said to Paul, "The God of our ancestors has chosen you **TO KNOW HIS WILL**and to see the Righteous One and to **HEAR WORDS FROM HIS MOUTH**. You will be **HIS WITNESS TO ALL PEOPLE OF WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN AND HEARD**!"
THE GREAT COMMISSION: Matthew 28:18-20: Jesus says, “**ALL AUTHORITY** in heaven and on ***EARTH*** has been given to **ME** {Not some RC Pope}. Therefore go and make disciples of *ALL NATIONS*...teaching them to **OBEY EVERYTHING** {The entire NT} I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very *END OF THE AGE*!”
John 12:48: Jesus says, There is a Judge for the one who does not accept My Words {Like Acts 26:16-18 above}; the very words I have spoken will condemn them at the Last Day!!"
2 Peter 3:15,16: Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation, just as our **DEAR BROTHER PAUL** also wrote you with the **WISDOM THAT GOD GAVE TO HIM** He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand {For the unsaved} which ignorant unstable people {Like Quiznos and Khutzpah} distort as they do other Scriptures, to their own destruction! {Eternal torment in Hell}
The biggest jokes davey, hugs, bahn, kjv, toth, etc..
Posted : 10 Feb, 2020 08:24 AM
I didn't read the comment. I figure they are merely rantings of someone with multiple personalities, and even if I responded, I wouldn't know which character would appear or how to address that specific identity.
Anyway, thinking about going to McDonalds for some Chucken McChucketts, or maybe a McChucken sandwich, or one of these hamburgers made with ground chuck.
The biggest jokes davey, hugs, bahn, kjv, toth, etc..
Posted : 10 Feb, 2020 08:59 AM
@Quiznos,
You are too funny indeed. I see what you are doing. Reminds me of when my cat catches a mouse, then releases it only to catch it again over and over. Have fun, I gotta get tu work before traffic backs up on the George Washington bridge!
The biggest jokes davey, hugs, bahn, kjv, toth, etc..
Posted : 10 Feb, 2020 09:08 AM
Khutz, to late the GWB starts to back up around 6 am northbound, and 7 am southbound.
If you take I 287 north until you see the sign for I 287 / I 87 , stay to the left once you are over the Tappan Zee Bridge ( known as the Governor Cuomo Bridge ).
Continue on I 287 until you get to I 95 north, then continue into Connecticut.
Watch for the weigh station up the road about 2 miles on the right.
The biggest jokes davey, hugs, bahn, kjv, toth, etc..
Posted : 10 Feb, 2020 09:25 AM
Chucknos has some issues! Ooooh I hear Chuck cannot eat chicken nuggets because it gives him jewish mid-rash. Perhaps he eats too much and is Chuck-fil-a-up? Then comes the urgency of him having to have a Chucklit Chip relief!
The biggest jokes davey, hugs, bahn, kjv, toth, etc..
Posted : 10 Feb, 2020 09:39 AM
@Parehtban,
It's touching knowing you care, thank you bro! But no worries, if I get caught in traffic on the GWB and have to have a Chucklit Chip relief, owning a Jeep, I'll just go off road (pun intended) and dig a hole.
