Author	Thread: The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers
Quiznos View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 12:16 PM Flat earth, or sphere, neither of these has anything to do with Salvation. Hmm maybe they do. 14 As Moses lifted up the flat earth in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up; 15 so that whoever believes in a flat earth will have eternal life. 16“For God so loved the flat earththat, He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in flat earth shall not perish, but have eternal life. 14 As Moses lifted up the spherical earth in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up; 15 so that whoever believes will in the spherical earth will have eternal life. 16“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in the spherical shall not perish, but have eternal life. Post Reply
View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 12:36 PM Thank you Quiznos! I knew these earthly gospels were based on circular reasoning, thanks for the confirmation! So I guess the question becomes the edge of flat circle or the equatorial circle of a sphere? Ohhhh......I have so much more to say.....do I dare? Ahhh, what the heck, we only live once! (or do we?) haha that's another topic. Ever notice some "Crosses" have a circle drawn around the intersection of the upright and horizontal pieces? Ya'll know where this comes from????? This is the Sun at the center and the zodiac divided into the four seasons; Summer, Winter, Fall & Spring. Don't believe me. Search it up. It's represented in many archaeological finds! Post Reply
T0TH3M4X View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 01:31 PM Joke of the Day Q: What do you call a buggy used to haul a person with multiple personalities across a prairie? A: A Chuck Wagon! Post Reply
View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 01:37 PM @Quiznos, Found a few more for you! Galatians 5:6 ~ For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value. The only thing that counts is a flat earth expressing itself through love." Philippians 3:8 ~ "Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing the earth is flat. For this sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain life on a flat earth" 1 Corinthians 2 ~ "1And so it was with me, brothers and sisters. When I came to you, I did not come with eloquence or human wisdom as I proclaimed to you the testimony about a round earth. 2For I resolved to know nothing while I was with you except a flat earth. 3I came to you in weakness with great fear and trembling. 4My message and my preaching were not with wise and persuasive words, but with a demonstration of experiments proving a flat earth, 5so that your faith might not rest on human wisdom, but on flat earth experts. 6We do, however, speak a message of a flat earth among the mature, but not the wisdom of this age or of the rulers of this age, who are coming to nothing. 7No, we declare a flat earth, a mystery that has been hidden by NASA and the rulers of this world, destined for our glory before time began. 8None of the rulers of this age understood it, for if they had, they would not have proclaimed a spherical earth. 9However, as it is written: “What no eye has seen, what no ear has heard, and what no human mind has conceived” - the flat earth God has prepared for those who love him— 10these are the things God has revealed to us by his flat earth experts" Post Reply
View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 01:43 PM @toth, Funny and kinda clever. Technically wagons and buggys are different. Probably should of asked "what kind of wagon...?" That's okay, hang in there brother. Hopefully we will have a future topic you can intelligently participate in. Post Reply
T0TH3M4X View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 04:08 PM Bonus Joke of the day Q: Why did the Chucken cross the road? A: To get to the other Chuck. Post Reply
Quiznos View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 04:41 PM Toth, I know that i went thru the public school system, but i do not understand your sense of humor🤔 Post Reply
LittleDavid View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 06:28 PM Simple jokes are not the only things lost on you, Quiznos and chuckk. As for your recent interest in flat earth theology, may I respectfully suggest you examine your own outmoded doctrinal mishmash—es first. That should be your priority. Like they say, it’s just plain uptight and mainal to keep your priorities prioritized, HEE!! sorry, hee——hee Post Reply
Quiznos View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 06:32 PM Davey Is mainal animal, mineral, or vegetable Post Reply
View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 07:38 PM @ Lil David, "outmoded doctrinal mishmash" Dude, thank you for a new synonym for systematic theology! Post Reply
T0TH3M4X View Profile History	The Gospel according to FLAT EARTHERS and Spherical earthers Posted : 9 Feb, 2020 07:53 PM Quiznoschuckodoodles, or whatever your name is, they are simple jokes meant to be dumb and have no other purpose besides being about the anomaly formerly known as Chuck. Post Reply

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