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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 10:40 AM

This is a story-writing game, in which we each write a little towards the story. You leave off mid-sentence and then the next poster begins writing where you left off.



This story is about a dating seminar. It begins with Trixy (our main character) traveling to the seminar. Humour is welcome. So is serious dating advice. Have fun =)



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I was on my way to a dating seminar when the heat decided to stop working on my car. I pulled over to grab a blanket out of the trunk and became quickly frustrated with the mess I had to sort through. While vowing to clean things up after getting home from the seminar, I heard a car pull and behind me and...

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 12:50 PM

...this gorgeous hunk of a man steps out, asking if I needed help. I reply "no thank you, my heater broke and I'm just getting a blanket" while thinking to myself why is my heart beating so fast, and suddenly realize I am quite warm. He breaks my thoughts saying, "hope you don't have to to far in this cold". I reply with out thinking, "no just across town to a dating seminar". Oh what a stupid thing to say I think...then again maybe not! He replies enthusiasticly "what a coincidence.....

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 01:14 PM

....I'm headed there myself! I haven't been in a relationship in over two years, and figured I can use all the help I can get. My last relationship was a disaster; but my next one will be great if I can just.......

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 02:44 PM

find a girl who can keep her hands off of my hunkyness and see that there more to me than bulging biceps and bunns of steel! I have a so much more to share with someone who will......

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 03:36 PM

....who will appreciate me for my not only for my doctorate in nuclear science and the Microsoft stock I inherited from my father who was Bill Gates older brother, but who will also appreciate my giving heart, which is so lonely and empty after the death of my father and ex- girlfriend. I'm sorry for sharing so much, but it feels good to talk about it; it has been bottled up in me for acouple of years now. My father and my then girlfriend ran off together and mysteriously vanished until they found their bodies.....

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 03:43 PM

covered in honeynut cheerios... they suspect it was the dasterdly deed of a cereal killer! Also near the bodies were found....

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 04:00 PM

....a mysterious suicide note, the police are unsure if they actually wrote it. It said......

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 04:34 PM

To whom it mat concern, my name is pixie doe... while driving to the big dating seminar in town i noticed a car pulled off the side of the road and this couple looking as if they were choking! I pulled over to try and help and even using the Heimlich maneuver but sadly to no avail... as i held the young woman in my arms (the elderly man covered in cheerios already stopped breathing) she tried to speak, i couldn't quite make out the words she was trying to say, it sounded like she said....

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 04:56 PM

...that they had discovered that the dating seminar encouraged marriage too strongly. The fine print on the flier said that people would be matched up according to the compatibility session at the beginning of the seminar and then forced to marry at the seminar's end. The thought of being matched up with anyone other than my beloved was just horrifying. I decided that it would be better to die together than to live apart. It sounded horrifying to me too! Arranged marriage at its worst! And well, I'd already paid for the expensive ticket to the seminar and it was non-refundable, and I was out of money for more cheerios at home... I just couldn't go on anymore...



"Wow, that's an interesting note, Sir. I don't understand why everyone just wouldn't go home if they changed their minds about attending the seminar."



"Well, I think... My name is Finn, by the way. What's yours?"



"Trixy."



"Well, Trixy, I think that......

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 05:31 PM

you should gather your things and allow me to give you a lift, your car will be safe here and we can call the tow company on our way to the seminar. "Ok, thank you so much kind sir! " says Trixie" so she goes to get her purse and other belongings thinking to herself... thank God this nice man stopped to see if I was okay, and isn't it a coincidence that..

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I was on my way to a dating seminar...
Posted : 17 Dec, 2010 06:59 PM

....that Trixy awoke with a start 30 minutes before her alarm went off. As she lay in bed the morning before the big dating seminar, she thought to herself "no more pizza right before bed" then a subtle thought drifted into her mind; I wonder if God gave me the strange dream and is trying to tell me......

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