Author	Thread: please play! {a game} <3
Admin	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 10 Jun, 2010 09:27 PM Okay, so this is a little dating game that I want you all to play w/ me. It is super funny if you all participate and be creative in your responses!! Here's how it works: * Highlight and copy the questions. * Hit the reply button. * Paste the questions into your reply. * Answer the questions in a humourous fashion. * Try not to reuse answers from the people above! Here are the questions: 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? Post Reply
InHisHonor View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 10 Jun, 2010 09:35 PM 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? Pray 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? wallet 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? CAKE! 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? The wrong name 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? The wrong name :toomuch: 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Making marriage plans 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? Social security checks :ROFL: 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? With a brick 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? It's cheaper to keep her. 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? ... In SICKNESS?!? Who put that in there!?! :goofball: Post Reply
GraceMae View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 10 Jun, 2010 10:08 PM 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? Put on deodarant. She may get too excited and start perspiring a little more than usual! 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Cell phone 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Breath mints 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? "Sorry I'm late" or "I've been WAITING for you!" 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? If it was pleasurable... "Thank you for a wonderful time, and I look forward getting together with you again soon". If not so pleasurable first date... "It was nice meeting you...." lol... 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? NO sex, or heavy kissing, touching of body parts etc.... 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? There is something definitely deep that connects him to her that has nothing to do with age but everything to do with compatibility and comfortableness that feels right. 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? 0 [Pass on this one Pixy... A man needs to propose!] 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? "Brick House" 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? " I love you more than life itself" Pixy.... I didn't read the other replies first, so if I answered same as someone else.. then like minds "run together".... lol ~ GraceMae Post Reply
View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 10 Jun, 2010 10:36 PM 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? Turn off the Iron. 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Your house keys! 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Life Insurance. 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? (In my case) �Hello Harry.� 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? �You look so different from your photos.� 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Shaving your back. 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? She's his mother? 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? Written on a 6X4 card taped to the end of a shotgun. 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? D-I-V-O-R-C-E 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? �I'm wanted in five states.� Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 10 Jun, 2010 10:39 PM 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? borrow Babygirl's 9mil 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Cab fare 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Subway tokens 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? "Oh" 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? Phew! 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Visiting the hospital nursery 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? To get an introduction to her daughter 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? Take him to the beach and bury him in the sand 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? ----? 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? I promise to obey my mother-in-law's wishes. Post Reply
bcpianogal View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 11 Jun, 2010 08:39 AM 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? Brush her teeth. 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Enough money to cover at lease my own food in case the guy forgets his wallet. 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? A pack of chewing gum. 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? Well, I thought you'd be better looking. 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? If it went badly: "Don't call me...I'll call you." If it went well: "Don't make me call you!" 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Checking out that hottie sitting two tables over. 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? She posted pictures from 10 years ago, and lied about her age...and he was too much of a gentleman to run away. 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? I was going to say with a shotgun, but Steve already took that idea. 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? Anything that could be called "Country Music"...I don't want to jinx the marriage. (My husband's car would break down, I would leave him, and then his dog would die.) 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? "I'll obey you if you'll obey me more...deal?" Post Reply
View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 11 Jun, 2010 09:50 AM 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? Watch a basketball/baseball/football game... if the conversation goes stale they can always say "Did you see that game? Did the Suns kill the Jazz or what?!" 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Camera 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Deodorant and flowers 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? "Seriously? I couldn't get like Julia Roberts or anything?" 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? "Let's do that again!" 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Singing "I Will Always Love You" to your date 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? He is desperate 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? Pretend to have car troubles and hide a note under the hood that says "Made ya look!", when he turns around she is standing there with a ring. 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? "Oops I Did It Again" 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? "I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... But I still love technology!" Post Reply
DontHitThatMark View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 11 Jun, 2010 10:25 AM Sorry if I repeat stuff...I have a fish memory... 1. Name something a woman should do before a date? Place mirrors all over her clothes so her date can see how creepy he looks when he's inadvertently/rudely checking out her various body parts. 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Women: Tazer Men: Breath Mints/Travel size Deodorant 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Fresh Clothes 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? "You look just like my mom!" 5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? "Check please!! Quickly!!" 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Checking in with your parole officer... 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? It's his grandmother? 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? Buy herself a ring and a whip... 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? "Torn between two lovers" 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? "As long as we both shall live...or 30,000 miles...whichever comes first..." :peace::peace: Post Reply
View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 11 Jun, 2010 02:40 PM Humor ~ 1.Name something a woman should do before a date? Inform your BF jus in case ya gota make a run fer it� 2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Breathmints an Mace�never know which way it could turn out�refer ta answer #1 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Breathmints�Ifin he be smart He�d buy tickets ta someplace/event he knows shed like� 4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? Sorry ima late�I hada drop my Attorney an Ex-Husband off at the Bar down the street� 5. Name something that you ( Might ) say at the end of a first date? Good Date ~ Thank you so much for an enjoyable time�maybe we could do this again� Bad Date ~ Thank you so much for an enjoyable time� 6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Goin to a Strip Club an then headin out ta Las Vegas Nevada ta get Hitched� 7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? The Cougar done Mesmerized him ???�or�He jus needs some Womenly Wisdom� 8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? Dang it Arch�ya stole the Shot Gun again�an my recipes cards�( Mauuuhh ) Take him somewhere He really likes an pop the question there�in front of All his friends� 9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? And the Saint come Marchin In� 10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? An ifin I die 1st first�I�ll be waitin for ya Honey�.jus not a good idea�xo...:goofball: Post Reply
View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 11 Jun, 2010 03:31 PM a1. text his license plate number and name to a GF/BFF a2. gum a3. breath mints a4. those are some ugly shoes... a5. ...why didn't you think you would have such a good time? a6. .... a7. he might like to be fed, burped then tucked in... after she changed his nappy of course:winksmile: a8. shot-gun a9. apologize-one republic a10. "but" Post Reply
GraceMae View Profile History	please play! {a game} <3 Posted : 11 Jun, 2010 10:32 PM Pixy... thanks for this thread!! I've been working tonight, took a break, and I came back here to check out the responses... I been and bowed over at some of the replies.... Great for the soul... yes, laughter makes the heart merry!! Thanks! :applause: ~ GraceMae Post Reply

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