Author	Thread: Wives and Husbands
Admin	Wives and Husbands Posted : 2 Sep, 2013 02:07 PM Wives and Husbands 1. There are only two ways to argue with a woman. Unfortunately, neither one of them works. 2. My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. 3. The reason women live longer than men is because they are not married to women. 4. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 5. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 6. When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. 7. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. 8. If a man is walking alone in the woods, is he still wrong? 9. The difference between a woman and a man is this: If a man cooks a steak and someone asks where he got the steak, he will say: �At Krogers.� If a woman cooks a steak and someone asks where she got the steak, she will say: �Why? What�s wrong with it?� Post Reply
Lukia^ View Profile History	Wives and Husbands Posted : 3 Sep, 2013 03:54 AM Yes really different: prayingf: :prayingm: Post Reply