Author	Thread: How to treat a woman
klmartin62 View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 12:40 AM HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN Wine Her Dine Her Call Her Hold Her Surprise Her Compliment Her Smile at Her Listen to Her Laugh with Her Cry with Her Romance Her Encourage Her Believe in Her Cuddle with Her Shop with Her Give Her Jewelry Buy Her Flowers Hold Her hand Write love letters to Her Go to the ends of the earth and back again for Her HOW TO TREAT A MAN Show up naked Bring chicken wings and don't block the T.V. Post Reply
Linnie41 View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 18 Feb, 2010 11:44 PM Here's one for you, Leon... A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper. :) Post Reply
klmartin62 View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 18 Feb, 2010 11:48 PM LOL. I liked that, thanks Linnie Be blessed, Leon Post Reply
View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 19 Feb, 2010 09:02 AM dear folks, linnie lol that was good. leon lol that was a good un too.. ole cattle Post Reply
View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 4 Mar, 2010 01:30 PM you know i am realy taking a risk here but i thought it was funny the first time i read it. Then the second time i read it i thought what a dissapiontment to think men and women are so different.I think ill go back to my guitar and sing some lonely cowboy songs. Post Reply
mariavicenta View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 15 Dec, 2010 09:15 PM How to treat me? hmm...treat me as ur best friend, ur partner..ur 2nd priority..and love me for what i am and for what i am not!!! Say u love me when u mean it.!!!!:glow: Dont flatter me, i dont need it..all i want is honesty and sincerity..:glow:. Post Reply

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