You're very welcome! LOL... I've been checking it throughout the day too and hysterically over it! Laughter is sooo good for the soul =) You all are very funny!
1. Name something a woman should do before a date?
Grab her purse in case her date has no money.:dunce:
2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date?
A rabbits foot.
3. Name something a man might buy before a date?
gasoline
4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date?
Right before I left my cat barfed.:peace:
5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date?
volunteer to check the ladies home for burglers.
6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date?
Ask her to marry me:hearts:
7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman?
Because all the girls his age are boring
8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man?
god told me we are going to get married :nicenurse:
9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception?
Take me home country roads, I hate that song.My 5th grade music teacher played it from beginning of class to end every class for the whole year.:devil:
10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows?
I take you, (another woman's name) as my wife.:ROFL:
1. a woman should do before a date? ... Read, "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus."
2. you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? ...An official looking marriage application reviewing the five love languages and say, "Can you believe this is what my last date wanted me fill out."
3. a man might buy before a date. ...A gift for her and her mother.
4. that you should NOT say when greeting your date? ...Hope you don't mind. I couldn't find a sitter for grandpa.
5. that you might say at the end of a first date? ...Grandpa would like a hug too.
6. that you should NOT be doing on a first date? ...Kissing under a full moon because somewhere it means you were "Just Married."
7. a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman?
...She promises to give him the best grade in her class.
8. a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? ...Try the one not so popular biblical way... Isaiah 4:1. :peace:
9. a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception?
..."Mama told me not to come."
10. that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? ..."Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded wife."
1. Name something a woman should do before a date? I always listen to music to calm my nerves.
2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Driver's License and Credit Card.
3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Gas for his car.
4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? "You don't look at all like your picture!"
5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? "Thank you for dinner, I had a great time." Always appreciate!
6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Eating Spagetti. Talking too much. Interviewing each other.
7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? They just "get" each other... :-)
8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? Maybe they've dated a long time and have a running joke about Ruth uncovering Boaz and their subsequent marriage.
9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? "I will try and fix you" Coldplay.
10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? "I promise to always rub your feet and clean the bathrooms...."
Hi! Boredom here lol... I've been looking around for a thread to post in and found this one! Yay! First thread reply besides the Welcome thread... I do love game threads - there should be more. Oh, and I shall try to be humorous on this one... no really serious answers...
Here are the questions:
1. Name something a woman should do before a date? breathe
2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? Mace
3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Deodorant
4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? Oh...
5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? Wait! Come back!
6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? TEXTING!!!! --- okay so that's a real answer... persoal pet peeve
7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? Oedipus Complex... man misses his mommy
8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? In a superbowl commercial just for him
9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? "Nobody knows the troubles I've seen..."
10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? JK!
1. Name something a woman should do before a date? Ummm Shower
2. Name something you should put in your pocket/purse before a date? A Bible (Dave stole my Answer :(! )
3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Flowers or Chocolate
4. Name something that you should NOT say when greeting your date? I thought youd be taller
5. Name something that you might say at the end of a first date? Thanks For Dinner...I had a really nice time!
6. Name something that you should NOT be doing on a first date? Talking about ex bf/gf's
7. Name a reason a younger man might go on a date with a much older woman? He likes women with experince
8. Name a way that a woman could propose marriage to a man? hummm never really though about that before... maybe put a post it note on his stireing wheel
9. Name a song that you would NOT want to have performed at your wedding/reception? "I will always Love you" If you really listent to the words its a sad goodbye song not a Love song!
10. Name something that you should NOT say in the marriage vows? I promise to have Dinner cooked and the house cleaned before you get home everynight!
hysterically over it! Laughter is sooo good for the soul =) You all are very funny!