Author	Thread: Rules for Chocolate
klmartin62 View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 08:32 AM ◦If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. ◦Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. ◦The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. ◦Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. ◦A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? ◦If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? ◦If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. ◦If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? ◦Money talks. Chocolate sings. ◦Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. ◦Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. ◦If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top hose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ◦Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Post Reply
gracegrace View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 11 Apr, 2010 02:17 PM Dark chocolate! :hearts: Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 11 Apr, 2010 05:10 PM There is a new law.Chocoate is for men only.:party: :nahnah: Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 12 Apr, 2010 10:33 AM tell that to our HORMONES...you could be in danger:boxing: Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 12 Apr, 2010 10:34 AM :ROFL: oh my gosh i love it! Post Reply
gracegrace View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 12 Apr, 2010 08:34 PM dgr, River is right....back away from that chocolate real slow and nobody's gonna git hurt! :boxing: Post Reply
GraceMae View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 14 Apr, 2010 09:27 PM OK klm.... so I read this back when you posted and got nothing but hungry from it!! I don't know why I came back here again... I'm still hungry!! Don't do this to us!! :rolleyes: I am VERY tempted by chocalate!! All we need is some nuts now! :bouncy: Roasted almonds, pistachios, and glazed pecans ...yummmm yum.... ~ GraceMae Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 15 Apr, 2010 02:23 PM My favorite is the See's Candy with dark chocolate and nuts. ooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyy goodness.....:glow: Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 19 Apr, 2010 03:38 PM ladies, ladies, ladies I have enjoyed eating your chocolate. I am eating some right now. :hearts: OHHHHHH!!!!!! it is sooooooo good. :ROFL: yum yum yum :eat: Dennis PS. With love from Dennis. Post Reply
klmartin62 View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 25 Apr, 2010 11:44 AM Some of that Loves brand chocolate is so good I can't stop eating them. Blessings, Leon Post Reply

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