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Admin	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 5 Dec, 2009 11:27 AM Hi Everyone, Last night I was talking with a friend and I had an idea pop up that we both thought was amusing. In fact we both busted out as we gave ideas for this. If you were to go to a grocery store and the items in the isles were representative of the type of mate you are seeking,.... which Isle do you think would be the best for you and why? Feel free to have fun with this. ;-) Blessings! Walter Post Reply
Tarasye View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 7 Dec, 2009 01:50 AM To heck with the grocery store, I be looking for him at Menard's or Handy Man cuz if I could find the right one, he would definitely be a home improvement down the road. lol Tarasye Post Reply
View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 7 Dec, 2009 05:53 AM dear tara, lol good one. ole cattle Post Reply
cherished2 View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 9 Dec, 2009 10:10 PM Maybe the canned good isle...? Good for you, AND will stay around a long time!! Post Reply
View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 9 Dec, 2009 11:16 PM I might need to look for her by the presto logs, we could be darned near matches and without a doubt she'd surely be able to light my fire... :hearts: Post Reply
david3by9 View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 10 Dec, 2009 09:43 AM I like many things in a woman and their are so many good qualities that attract me so I would have to fill my cart with several things. The meat aisle, cause I like a woman who has eaten the meat of the word. The soda aisle cause I like a woman who is full of the pop and fiz of the Holy Spirit's joy. The olive aisle, cause I like a woman who has been seasoned with God's flavor. The Valentine candy aisle cause I like a woman who knows how to love. The cookie and desert aisle, cause I like a woman who is affectionate and sweet and serves dessert, but only after the marriage vows. The vegtable aisle, cause I like a woman who gives me not only what I like but what I need. The fruit aisle cause real and natural sugar is better for you than that artifical kind. The Vitamin ailse, cause I like a woman who gives all the daily and necessary additions to life that we don't get by being alone. I could go on and on, but the point is, woman have so many things to offer, one day I hope to take one home from the grocery store, or from church or the dating site for my very own. It is not fun watching others eat, while I starve. LOL! : ) David Post Reply

View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 10 Dec, 2009 12:32 PM Thanxs Walter, laughter is so good for the spirit...Every one is so unque in their answers...but I gotta say Dave, makes alota sense. I've been up and down those Isles for years and have never thought about this...So...I think I would be shopping in the Check-out Isle, cuz I figure if the cart is full and over flowing...then it must be full of good blessings...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 10 Dec, 2009 01:51 PM I think Cherished is a: Place kicker for...oh...my bad! I would definitely have to go look in the friuts section, because... She would be a �Peach� of a Lady! The �Apple� of my eye! Her virtues would be a -�Pear�- ant. Her Love I would �Cherry� � ished. She would be �Plum� funny. She would not be difficult to �Fig� �er out . Now �Orange� you glad I�m through! Peace Post Reply
cherished2 View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 11 Dec, 2009 12:31 AM Arch.... I am so hard that I have tears running down my face! Somehow this could be turned into one of those cheesy games played at a bridal shower! Be blessed!! Post Reply
vkjewell View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 11 Dec, 2009 09:37 PM Absolutely, Cherished! And I'll take those "depend"ables you passed up, Walter . . . And while Archi is in the fruit section -- not well received if you're shopping for MEN (aka wild game) in Wyoming) -- You'll find me near the dairy case. I scream ( wait for it)someone who will butter me up . . . let me know how fondu they are of me. I'd be a turkey (or chicken) not to do the same for them. Not berry nice at all, and that's not who I yam since learned not to live on bread alone. It would be well worth the eggsstra effort to meat someone who carrots about HIM and whose bean around the store a few times. Life's tofu and there's a lot at steak here . . . I'm pretty feta up with men who can't ham it up a little. Time to be raisin the bar! I'm just trying to milk this for all its worth; and it's nacho everyday opportunity to eggspress yourself in such a cheesy way. Lettuce pray . . .:prayingm: Post Reply
View Profile History	Grocery shopping for a mate. :) Posted : 11 Dec, 2009 10:07 PM VK, That was really good!! Everyone!! You all are great! Who says Christians have no sense of humor? Blessings! Walter Post Reply