Author	Thread: How to treat a woman
klmartin62 View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 12:40 AM HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN Wine Her Dine Her Call Her Hold Her Surprise Her Compliment Her Smile at Her Listen to Her Laugh with Her Cry with Her Romance Her Encourage Her Believe in Her Cuddle with Her Shop with Her Give Her Jewelry Buy Her Flowers Hold Her hand Write love letters to Her Go to the ends of the earth and back again for Her HOW TO TREAT A MAN Show up naked Bring chicken wings and don't block the T.V. Post Reply
View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 02:47 AM Did you know that if you took all of the first letters from each sentence of your post and put them together you would end up with: WDCHSCSLLCREBCSGBHWG? Just something to think about. Seriously, I would hope for more in a relationship and I would think you would too. Actually...if I were a woman...I might just take offense to your post...just saying...you know what I mean? What if you took those letters and reversed them? Hmmm? Post Reply
klmartin62 View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 05:02 AM I would have thought this would be more offensive to men. LOL. Please don't anyone take this seriously, even if there is some truth in it. Post Reply
View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 09:29 AM How to Treat a Women...Hummmm... Yes Women like these outward shows of Appreciation from a Man...an most Women would be more than happy to Bestow upon her Gent the same in return...its called a Relationship... Nice dirrection of Words upon this post...until I finished the read...Some women may get the humor. Some may be offended. And some will be questioning the integrity of a Man... Jus a lil" food for thought...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 02:30 PM I think you should have remembered morals at the end. a very poor ending. I would have said honor his man cave. a man has to have his room.I have a model train collection in 1 room.That is my man cave and time alone. I feel a man woman reationship is built on love that is not always in this world but the spirtual life too. Dennis Post Reply
View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 03:40 PM dear folks, i agree ,it was pretty good till the end.. ole cattle Post Reply
bcpianogal View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 04:37 PM I object to the ending. Just so ya know. The rest was fine. But I like this one better. It's the song "How to Handle a Woman" from the musical "Camelot." "How to handle a woman? There's a way," said the wise old man, "A way known by ev'ry woman Since the whole rigmarole began." "Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer. "Do I threaten or cajole or plead? Do I brood or play the gay romancer?" Said he, smiling: "No indeed. How to handle a woman? Mark me well, I will tell you, sir: The way to handle a woman Is to love her...simply love her... Merely love her...love her...love her." Post Reply
klmartin62 View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 06:06 PM This was never meant to be a serious post and to those of you who thought it was, I apologize. I just assumed it was so outrageous that no one would ever think that. It is humor only. Even Christians are allowed to laugh. I placed this other Christian sites, one of which is ordained ministers only, and this is the only one where I got these comments, so I must have done something wrong here. Next time I will mark it as a joke before posting one. Blessings, Leon Post Reply
View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 07:06 PM I have seen this before. It is always amusing to contemplate the differences between men and women. Of course the list goes over-board -- that is where the humor is. It is OK to smile and shake our heads at differences while appreciating the list was made with tongue firmly in cheek, and I suspect was posted with the same intent. :waving: Post Reply
GraceMae View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 08:06 PM klm... just so you know... I did laugh quite loudly when I read it earlier. I tried to see it as humor. [ My laugh was a sorta sarcastic one.] Thanks anyhow for giving us a little humor :glow::goofball: ... AND for clarifying after all the responses. ~ GraceMae Post Reply
klmartin62 View Profile History	How to treat a woman Posted : 16 Feb, 2010 08:20 PM GL & GM, Thank you both for letting me know that I brought some joy to someone. I was beginning to feel like the village idiot. I kept asking myself, how can you mess up posting a joke? It was just copy and paste to make things worse. LOL. God bless you both, Leon Post Reply

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