Author	Thread: Okay this is a joke
Admin	Okay this is a joke Posted : 7 Feb, 2009 07:56 PM If a man who is alone in the woods says something.. and nobody is around to hear him.. is he still wrong? Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 7 Feb, 2009 08:14 PM I don't know? Maybe if you stopped and asked for heavenly direction, you'd find the answer you seek???!!! Ok....Just a joke..........Robin :))) Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 8 Feb, 2009 01:18 PM lol this is a man's man joke right? my response is as long as I didnt hear it he is so right.....lol Post Reply
angel_in_mn View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 8 Feb, 2009 07:33 PM I think I know what you're really trying to say, haha... But, since no one is there to argue with him, I guess he is right. Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 9 Feb, 2009 02:56 PM Yep... coz first of all, you are assuming you are alone in the woods but nooooo, she's there and she can still hear you... MOTHER NATURE :dancingp::dancingp::dancingp: see where i'm going with this lol and like the secret that's been whispered everywhere, know that the face of the first woman that you see after you come out of the woods knows every tiny detail you've done :yay: so my advice, don't bother going to the woods in the first place for 'Whether they yield or refuse, it delights women to have been asked - OVID' .... and we all recall from childhood stories that there's a really big bad wolf out there in the woods :eat: Be safe and God bless :peace: out!! Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 9 Feb, 2009 07:41 PM Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....so funny.................very good....ha, ha, ha,,...ok...I'm leaving on this note...........blessings!!!!!!!!!!!! Robin Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 10 Feb, 2009 10:13 AM It depends on what he said What if he said: Jesus is Lord of all, my wife is the most beautiful woman I have seen, and I would die for my children. Is he still wrong? (sorry I couldn't resist) Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 10 Feb, 2009 11:15 AM It's a trick question. All women know that men are never right, and if we are, our wives told us what to say. LOL. Blessings, Leon Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 10 Feb, 2009 02:13 PM Leon, You crack me up!!!!!!!!! Blessings, Lydia Post Reply
View Profile History	Okay this is a joke Posted : 10 Feb, 2009 06:09 PM If a man who is alone in the woods says something.. and nobody is around to hear him.. is he still wrong? I had this joke that was emailed to me I would like to share it... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was only a few days off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and later took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size.. Moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong Post Reply