Ok Ladies, all the guys were too chicken to compete with the ladies in the Why Comes so I moved it here. We need to give a big hand to: 1Babygirl,Brandy,ETcallhome,Godsjude,Godslamb,Sos4afrien, Savedbygrace, and Springrose for keeping this thread going so long:applause:
Why come a fool and his money got together in the first place?
Why come they have flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Why come when two airplanes almost collide it is called a near miss instead of a near hit?
Why come there isn't a mouse flavored cat food?
Why come Saved keeps poking herself in the eye with ice cream cones while she's hopping around 1 legged at Ihop trying to avoid yellow snow and getting chased by crows?
Why come SR don't know I don't have a twin because when God made me He broke the mold?
Why come ET don't have spellcheck like Brandy does?
Just because movie stars die in threes why does Saved think she has to post her threads in threes?
Why come GJ keeps talking about pigs, old mismatched shoes, and crows? Don't she know that hurts Brandy's feelings?:nahnah:
Why come GJ don't know that the earth isn't square it's just run by a bunch of squares?
Why come President Obamanation wants to take away prayer day?
Why come more people don't pray for him?
Why come Brandy don't talk to me no more just because she's mad 'cause her mean kiddos stuck her hand in a pan of warm water while she was asleep?:excited::ROFL:
Why come my teenage crush Al B Sure private messaged me on Facebook and I'm still so excited 24 hrs later?
Why come my kid's last day of school is tomorrow and it's about to be on and poppin'?
Why come they bout to be working and cleaning my house?
Why come I teach them old Negro spirituals so they can sing while they're working when they feel victimized by it all? (singing) 'Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, a longggg way from home, a longgg way from home' :ROFL:
Why come I'm a mean mama?
Why come I show them so much love, one day I told them I didn't love them and they spent the next 5 minutes telling why I do?
Why come I couldn't convince them that I don't love them?
Why come GJ hasn't shared with us how much money she made and gave to her pashur(pastor), when she stood on the kawna (corner) preaching?
Why come EDW didn't know how to hijack his cable, or to call President Obama for a bail out application when he couldn't pay his cable bill?
Why come BG is feeling like a motherless child, when all she has to do is hook up with GL, and she will be her stand-in mother, then BG can move to Cali (California)?:rocknroll:
Why come BG better watch-it with the geritol jokes, its doing wonnders for me and I'm getting stronger errr-day?:boxing:
Why come I got up this morning thinking today was Saturday? guess I forgot to take a swig of my geritol:ROFL::zzzz::zzzz::rolleyes::excited:
Why come people keep stealling off SOS's land. Fruit bandits:boxing:
Why come SOS needs to send her daughter to my house for boot camp for two weeks?
Why come SOS doesn't know that her worries would be over when her daughter returned back home? :ROFL::boxing:
Why come smoking ain't no sin... and you can't go to hell for smoking, but you sure will smell like you've been there?:ROFL::ROFL::goofball:
