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Why Come Part III
Posted : 18 May, 2010 10:29 AM

Ok Ladies, all the guys were too chicken to compete with the ladies in the Why Comes so I moved it here. We need to give a big hand to: 1Babygirl,Brandy,ETcallhome,Godsjude,Godslamb,Sos4afrien, Savedbygrace, and Springrose for keeping this thread going so long:applause:



Why come a fool and his money got together in the first place?



Why come they have flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?



Why come when two airplanes almost collide it is called a near miss instead of a near hit?



Why come there isn't a mouse flavored cat food?



Why come Saved keeps poking herself in the eye with ice cream cones while she's hopping around 1 legged at Ihop trying to avoid yellow snow and getting chased by crows?



Why come SR don't know I don't have a twin because when God made me He broke the mold?



Why come ET don't have spellcheck like Brandy does?



Just because movie stars die in threes why does Saved think she has to post her threads in threes?



Why come GJ keeps talking about pigs, old mismatched shoes, and crows? Don't she know that hurts Brandy's feelings?:nahnah:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 21 May, 2010 09:52 PM

Why come just because I told Saved that whining isn't allowed in my house, she's turning Winnie the Pooh into Whinny the Pooh?



Why come though Babygirl doesn't have a noodle for a brain, she still has sghetti on her mind?

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 21 May, 2010 10:01 PM

Why come Greys Anatomy was so good last night and I hadn't watched it all season?

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Posted : 21 May, 2010 10:53 PM

Saved- "Why come we need to have hair grow in our arm pits? I don't get that one at all..."

Why come I never grew any underarm hair? :laugh:

Why come my mother keeps telling me to tell a dr. about this so that I can be fixed?! (Like I'd really want such a "problem" fixed!)



Why come I just got yet another message asking me if my Venus really is in Scorpio??? Seriously, people, I'm not into astrology, and you shouldn't be either!!!

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Posted : 21 May, 2010 11:47 PM

Why come I'm so glad Pixy is back!!!! Welcome, girl!



Why come Pixy's mom and my mom need to get together and fix each other so they can leave us alone?



Why come Saved is trying to figure out how high frog's legs are? Why come Saved hasn't just bought a whole batch of frogs to eat her fleas? Why come I'm scared she's goin' to invite the crows in to eat the fleas?



Why come so many ladies on this thread have been so low that they've been lookin' up to worms?



Why come in our parts we say knee high to a grasshopper? Do they grow grasshoppers as big as frogs in CA?

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Posted : 22 May, 2010 01:57 AM

Why come Pixy, SR, and Edw always are able to bring a

smile and a giggle to my heart.



Why come edw flingin poo and drinkin soda?



Why come edw be eatin chocolate and candy and

then doin SMACK DOWNS on his front lawn trying to

get his cable and phone working?



Why come pixy be not havin freakin pit hair?



Why come Brandy be flingin her freakin fleas into

my crib?



Why come ET be postin the same why come 50 bazillion freakin

in a row?



Why come they say "pitch a fit" when their talkin about

someone getting angry?

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Posted : 22 May, 2010 08:14 AM

Why come I am colored blue like so many other ladies on this thread?

Why come the grasshoppers grow as big as frogs in CA, but they are classified as endangered and you can't walk or ride your bikes in their habitat? (lol - CA joke)

Why come ya'all don't come visit the Bay Area this summer? You can walk on the beach and along the Bay. Watch the surfers, ride a cable car (tourist trap!) and see redwoods.

Why come my kitty likes to lay on every surface in the house?

Why come I just know Edw is now going to make kitty jokes?

BG - its still all about you girl! (actually, it is all about GOD, isn't it?)

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Posted : 22 May, 2010 08:53 AM

:ROFL: Why come Saved is so righton about my posts?:excited:



Why come when I start to post, I forget what I'm about to say?



Why come Pixy doesn't use a weed eater to keep her arm pits groomed?:ROFL:



Why come GL is inviting us to visit California, but she is not inviting us to visit her at her house?



Why come the weather forecasters can predict 40% chance of rain, but can't predict that there is a 60% chance that it will not rain?



Why come the classified ads is a place to find what you want, but you can never find what you really need?



Why come if you call ahead to the airline to see if your flight will be coming in on time, no one never tells you the security line is 40 mils long, and that there is an 8 hour wait once you board the plane on the runway(tarmac)?:zzzz:

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Posted : 22 May, 2010 08:58 AM

Why come people steal my fruit from my land?



Why come if they would have asked, I would have given it to them?



Why come they brought boxes from their home?



Why come I do the work and they take the fruit?



Why come I let the dogs free (12)?



Why come they can steal but not run?



Why come they left the boxes?



Why come I can only laugh about it now? (it happened yesterday)



Why come men think a woman needs their protection when they also attack her?



Why come my neighbour tells me I need a gun now that I have no husband?



Why come I could laugh about that yesterday, but cannot today?



Why come Edw has not sent me an original USA arm pillow so I can scare off invaders?



Why come my daughter said I should buy a waterpistol so at least we can use it?



Why come she wants to be America�s next topmodel?



Why come she likes make overs so much?



Why come she gives me so much work (would not want it any other way)



Why come she can�t be dull like her dad?



Why come I am preparing a wonderful Pentecote (?) high tea for tomorrow (Sunday 23 May, see Acts 2)





Why come the black swans of my nearest neighbour have discovered my swimming pool?



Why come they must have "spread the news" as I have someone�s ducks bathing as well?



Why come my dogs have chased them out but consider themselves now the masters of the universe?



Why come my new puppies have such sharp teeth?



Why come no one likes my sense of humor?



Why come the sun is shining and I am sitting inside?

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Posted : 22 May, 2010 08:58 AM

Why come GL is so sweet?

Why come I am down for a CDFF reunion?

Why come if yall serious, I'll plan one?

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Posted : 22 May, 2010 02:17 PM

Why come I think BG is awesome to offer planning a CDFF reunion? (I'm so in!)



Why come BG needs to get edw school schedule way ahead of time to do this?



Why come I'm so freakin excited for this?

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