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Why Come Part III
Posted : 18 May, 2010 10:29 AM

Ok Ladies, all the guys were too chicken to compete with the ladies in the Why Comes so I moved it here. We need to give a big hand to: 1Babygirl,Brandy,ETcallhome,Godsjude,Godslamb,Sos4afrien, Savedbygrace, and Springrose for keeping this thread going so long:applause:



Why come a fool and his money got together in the first place?



Why come they have flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?



Why come when two airplanes almost collide it is called a near miss instead of a near hit?



Why come there isn't a mouse flavored cat food?



Why come Saved keeps poking herself in the eye with ice cream cones while she's hopping around 1 legged at Ihop trying to avoid yellow snow and getting chased by crows?



Why come SR don't know I don't have a twin because when God made me He broke the mold?



Why come ET don't have spellcheck like Brandy does?



Just because movie stars die in threes why does Saved think she has to post her threads in threes?



Why come GJ keeps talking about pigs, old mismatched shoes, and crows? Don't she know that hurts Brandy's feelings?:nahnah:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 20 May, 2010 11:31 AM

LMBO !!!!! Why come edw now sees I did not post my why comes a bazillion freakin times... IT WAS CDFF !!! LOL LOL



Why come I don't know who "banjogirl" is?



Why come they say knee high to a bullfrog ... That's pretty freakin short!



Why come a clean conscience is really a sign of a bad memory?

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Posted : 20 May, 2010 12:18 PM

Why come it was my daughter's fortune in her cookie at lunch that said, "The mightiest oak in the forest is just a little nut that held its ground" when it describes her mom so well?



Why come Saved doesn't know that Edw posted his why comes 3 times on purpose just to freakin' razz her?

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Posted : 20 May, 2010 01:37 PM

Why come the Boone County Independent Living Assn. had a booth set up outside Walmart today wanting donations?



Why come they can't live independently of my money?



Why come if life is like a box of chocolates, someone ate all the good pieces and left me a bunch of half eaten ones?



Why come since life gave me lemons I made orange juice so folks will wonder how in the world I did it?



Why come Saved keeps callng Brandy names like bullfrog, elephant with alzheimers, and makes fun of her toe jam?



Why come Brandy hired those kids in Florida to send me winks?



Why come ET don't come on here as much just 'cause I restarted this thread and she didn't? (just kidding)



Why come Saved put a hex on my submit buttin?

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Posted : 20 May, 2010 02:32 PM

Why come edw's real name is Gump?



Why come edw be eatin chocolate and such?



Why come orange chocolate is awesome! I Love It!!!



Why come edw keeps puckerin his lips makin faces like he ate a bowl full of lemons?



Why come I'm bein eatin alive by fleas in my house and I don't have any pets at the moment?!!! Freakin things hurt !!!!!



Why come SR and edw postin their why comes freakin bazillion times on CDFF? Sheesh !!! Once is plenty ... LOL



Why come edw keeps sendin over his live stock of fleas to my house? KNOCK IT OFF !!! LMBO !!! eeeewwww

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Posted : 20 May, 2010 06:14 PM

Why come I had to put rocks in my pockets to walk along the beach today?

Why come I like to play my Christian music so loud?

Why come when I read Genesit thru 2 Chronicles it always makes me examine, then re-examine, then examine some more my motives, my walk, any idols I have, my relationship with God?

Why come that's a good thing?

Why come we won't know what to do with ourselves when this thread peters out?

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Posted : 20 May, 2010 07:11 PM

Why come Brandy sent her kiddos to Saved's crib?



Why come Saved is puckering her face at Brandy like Fred Sanford did at Aunt Esther?



Why come Brandy left us? Hurry up Brandy-I miss your what fer's!



Why come Saved is probably puckering her face cause she ate too much orange chocololate and is doing what those bears do on the tp commercials?:laugh:

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Posted : 20 May, 2010 07:19 PM

Why come Edw be drinking so much lemon juice he sees everyone puckering?

Why come I like orange juice, but not so much lemonade? And lime juice is just .... ok.

Why come I have days where my frustration level is higher than others? Is it in the water? The air??

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Posted : 20 May, 2010 09:52 PM

Why come pet dogs like to slobber on your face, and pet cats like to come up to you and rub on you?

Why come looking at a rainbow is SOOOOOOO beautiful? Why come we all have this wonderful opportunity to share our light and salt, and some folk blow it?

Why come TV weather forecasters use the same monitoring equipment at different TV stations, yet project different weather forecasts for the day?

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Posted : 21 May, 2010 07:17 AM

I'm baaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkk:peace::dancingp::waving:

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Why come I had to be nice and sell Ed on ebay? *pockets the shiny new penny* your new owner will pick you up in the morning..try not to bite him



Why come Ed hasn't yet mentioned all the lovely dovey msgs he has suddenly got from "sexy women" that are actually cops doing surveillance on him? oops maybe he didn't know.



Why come Ed don't know that viking was actually my distant cousin Ivanna the hairy?



Why come everyone is excited when it is friday but not everyone is off on sat?



Why come we always feel sorry for those who have to work the weekend or holidays yet we always shop on those days?

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Posted : 21 May, 2010 01:01 PM

Why come I'm glad Brandy's back to get Edw?

Why come nobody has mentioned me in the last page or so and yall don't know it's all about me? :ROFL:

Why come they be burning me up in the biblical questions and I can't seem to let it go? :boxing:

Why come I'm soooo lazy right now and just want to take a nap?

Why come saved and Edw think what they have to say is so important we need to read it 3 times?

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