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how to catch a man
Posted : 3 May, 2011 07:08 AM

out of concern of all those single never married women I have to write this.

How to really catch a man?

Well you go deep sea fishing?

like in one of those old James Bond movies. The one where he wraps a fishing line around his arm and the girl reels him in.

Only in an old James Bond movie do you see such funny things.

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 08:06 PM

@Cobbler: :applause: :ROFL:

literal LOL that one was! Thanks for sharing!

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 01:56 AM

Once a guy told me that he would prefer a lady with curves...had actually met him here an we were communicatin...he is also kenyan like me so it may explain his preference lol....it became a reason for me to cut links...i am slender an can't change it...for anyone....all my siblings including my mum had tiny bodies,some grew to hav curves once they settled in marriage...am gud the way i am...if anyone just looks at my body then they aren't ment for me...cause if u get attracted to my body type now...wat will happen wen it changes....chinekeee

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 05:16 AM

Nkatty, every guy is different. I prefer someone who is slender like you, you are very beautiful. If the guy was looking for someone curvier, what did he expect you to do about it? Push a button and grow some curves?



As for a woman�s body changing over time, that is very true. But, usually the husband�s will learn to love his wife�s new body, love can overcome those changes.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 06:05 AM

Minnie Pearl joke... Hilarious! And katiekatie, that's a good idea! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ solovable, the way you were talking in the broken hearts thread may have been the reason you were approached that way. I agree with cobbler. You can report him. _____________________________ Dennis, What if you catch him and then want to throw him back? lol

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 08:14 AM

hoosiermike - You might get more mail if you would broaden your scope. :-)

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 10:51 AM

Bubba Won't Be Trapped! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his friend, Bubba, driving a brand new pick-up. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Bubba, where'd you get that truck"?~~~~~~~~~~ "Bobby Sue gave it to me"! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I knew she was sweet on ya, But a new truck"? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Yeah, we were driving on Country Road 6 in the middle of nowhere. She pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, threw off all her clothes, and said, "Bubba, take what you want"! , So, I took the truck"! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Bubba, you're a smart man",sayed Jimmy Joe, "Those clothes never woulda fit you!" (another Minnie Pearl joke)

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 10:58 AM

Have you all noticed BCpianogals new picture. It shows her brain in her head. Boy, oh boy it is so small. :nahnah:



All 4 of my cats have bigger brains.



Maybe BC and Ms. marvel will discuss their small brains. :ROFL:



They will have to come to us guys for directions. :yay:



Beware ladies a predator is on the loose, and his name is Dennis.



Women-------------> :dunce:



guys-----------------> :prayingf:

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 11:07 AM

broaden my scope? Age wise?



I had my age setting set to any for quite a while but would get mails from people outside the age range I am looking for. Ideally I would prefer to find someone close to my age or a bit younger. The women I've emailed have been ones that I fit into their age range and they were in the range I was looking for and I liked what I read in her profile.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 12:50 PM

Chevy, I'd say Bubba was a dork, but why chase after an immoral woman like that.



Mike, I think you are really missing the point.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 04:45 PM

TO CATCH MAN:

Large Net

Bait Well With Beer, and Food!!

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