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how to catch a man
Posted : 3 May, 2011 07:08 AM

out of concern of all those single never married women I have to write this.

How to really catch a man?

Well you go deep sea fishing?

like in one of those old James Bond movies. The one where he wraps a fishing line around his arm and the girl reels him in.

Only in an old James Bond movie do you see such funny things.

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how to catch a man
Posted : 3 May, 2011 11:27 AM

Akingskid has a point too...men are 'too' visual....thank God our fleshy bodies will be no more once we meet Him.

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 11:37 AM

lol i third it.

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 11:40 AM

There is some nasty men on here. I just got an im from someone. That was very explicit. Would that be consider a scam? Is there a way to get these guys banned from here?

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 11:56 AM

Soluvable, if you got his screen name, then you can report him.



Select user search from the menu at the top, and search for his name.

On his profile, scroll down to the bottom.

Just below his profile will see �Send an abuse report regarding Language, Images or other account details�



Everyone else:



It gets really frustrating to hear women continually say that men are �too visual�. God designed men to be visual, get over it.



Yes, it is wrong for men to ONLY focus on a woman�s beauty, but it is also wrong to say that a man should NEVER focus on a woman�s beauty.

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 12:00 PM

I believe you're referring to Thunderball. Probably the greatest James Bond movie ever made.

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 12:52 PM

an online dating ministry for men would be ironic considering I seem to have little to no success with the ladies.



I was going to touch on what akingskid59 said but it slipped my mind when I was writing about the question.



"And why can't men look past the physical? It's not very encouraging when someone gets tons of "views" but no messages."



To be fair I think this is a two way street. Men aren't the only ones that can get hung up on appearances or exclude people on that basis. I don't deny that there are shallow men out there, but women can be shallow too. I don't say that to offend anyone but as a guy it gets old sending a nice thoughtful email to see it was read and see that the person looked at the profile and never replied back. I'm not talking once but I get this a lot more often than not I don't get any kind of reply. I know there are various possible reasons but does make me wonder sometimes as i know I'm not the tall thin athletic type. But I figure if they judge me based on my looks that's not the kind of person I want anyway. So I think while it can be frustrating, it's best not to let it get to us. When God does bring the right person into our lives it will be worth it.

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 01:16 PM

Hoosiermike, you should totally lower your age range a bit so I can say "Hi.":ROFL:

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 02:37 PM

@OP:



You ever considered a harpoon gun???



Oh, right, you wanted him ALIVE?! Guess I'm out of suggestions then...:dunce:



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Posted : 3 May, 2011 07:39 PM

How to catch a man:

Catch him while you can with the Minnie Pearl plan... Here's a little tip on how to catch a man:

Get a bear trap!

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Posted : 3 May, 2011 08:03 PM

Minnie Pearl. That reminds me of one of the few jokes I have heard from her. I don�t remember it exactly, but it was something like this.



There was an older lady who used to sit out on her front porch during the summer. One day she saw a young man dragging a logging chain up the road and into the woods. Later that day she saw him coming back, dragging the logging chain. This happened day after day, until she could stand it no longer. Finally, she stopped the young man and asked him, �why are you dragging that logging chain?� The young man responded, �Mam, have you ever tried to push one of these things?�

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