Ok Ladies, all the guys were too chicken to compete with the ladies in the Why Comes so I moved it here. We need to give a big hand to: 1Babygirl,Brandy,ETcallhome,Godsjude,Godslamb,Sos4afrien, Savedbygrace, and Springrose for keeping this thread going so long:applause:
Why come a fool and his money got together in the first place?
Why come they have flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Why come when two airplanes almost collide it is called a near miss instead of a near hit?
Why come there isn't a mouse flavored cat food?
Why come Saved keeps poking herself in the eye with ice cream cones while she's hopping around 1 legged at Ihop trying to avoid yellow snow and getting chased by crows?
Why come SR don't know I don't have a twin because when God made me He broke the mold?
Why come ET don't have spellcheck like Brandy does?
Just because movie stars die in threes why does Saved think she has to post her threads in threes?
Why come GJ keeps talking about pigs, old mismatched shoes, and crows? Don't she know that hurts Brandy's feelings?:nahnah:
Why come BG can't get folks to see God had a sense of humor (just look at Brandy)
Why come some folks don't laugh when they read I Kings 18:20-40 When God backed up Elijah when he was mocking Baal-("...Is he asleep, is he on vacation, is he busy..."){paraphrased}
Why come some folks don't understand Christians get mocked all the time, thus some of us have developed a very thick skin. We have learned to roll with the punches and laugh at ourselves.
Why come some folks don't understand the disciples were mocked all the time? They were called drunks (Acts 2:13)
Even little kids made fun of Elijah's bald head (II Kings 2:23) so God had two bears come out of the woods and give them what for-:boxing:(and they weren't using toilet paper either!)
Why come some folks can't read in Gal 5:12 when Paul literally got some of the guys under the belt who were debating with him about circumcision and told them to go "castrate themselves". So much for the salvation thru surgery debate!.:ROFL:
Why come Jesus made fun of the Pharisees all the time by asking them why comes:
Why come yall strain at a gnat but swallow a camel? (Mat 23:24 (paraphrased)
Why come ya'll look at the speck in your brother's eye but can't see the plank in your own eye?" (Mat 7:3-paraphrased)
Why come I need to say that although it's ok to have a sense of humor, we need to be careful as to not go too far. We should never mock God-EVER-, and we need to watch what we say to each other. A few of us have said some things to each other in jest but we know they are not to be taken seriously. No feelings were hurt and we had a good laugh at the other's expense.
Why come even though I posted the previous remarks to get some more "why come" followers, I know I'm gonna get some "what fers" and some "Oh, no you didn't's!" ?:ribbit:
Why come Ed threw food in restaurants, plucked wings of flies, and watched horror movies...yet no one has found the bodies...yet?
Why come when you are smarter then the teacher the teacher says you are being a smart ellick?
Why come I am just happy I got paid for reading my bible, balancing my budget, and cleaning? Oh that is right cause this smart ellick kept her mouth shut.
Why come you can pay a male relative to change your oil for beer but if you take a 6pack to jiffy lube they dont accept the payment?
Why come I feel like I am getting tested every day even though the next semester doesn't start until Friday?
Why come I believe I have "done good" and am proud because I know I will see my name on another "Deans list?":applause:
Why come SOS didn't beat Brandy's kids for chunking rice at her?
Why come Banjogirl thinks I'm the best cook in the world just cause I know how to fix Chicken fried Steak, mashed taters, purple hull peas, home made biscuits, gravy, and strawberry shortcake? (probably because she didn't have to cook it!)
Why come my cable is still out and i gotts watch old stuff on Hulu worryin abut getting a virus?
